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Leavitt is gonna find a way to call it a handful.
And she’ll insist they were paid.
And she’ll insist they were paid.
Fuck you CNN “hundreds”?!?!
Fucking spineless cowards - how many were really there you boot licking enablers?
Fucking spineless cowards - how many were really there you boot licking enablers?
January 24, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Leavitt is gonna find a way to call it a handful.
And she’ll insist they were paid.
And she’ll insist they were paid.
@hellocullen.bsky.social I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE. 💖
January 24, 2026 at 6:12 AM
@hellocullen.bsky.social I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE. 💖
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I need to convince Trump that the Miami Sound Machine is a real weapon and that possessing it will make him invincible.
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I need to convince Trump that the Miami Sound Machine is a real weapon and that possessing it will make him invincible.
This is gonna seem like a wild take, but I don’t know… maybe you should have all of the facts BEFORE you take a child halfway across the country?
Kaitlan Collins to Mike Lawler: "Do you trust the DHS version of what happened? I mean, they also called a Renee Good a 'domestic terrorist' right after she was killed."
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 AM
This is gonna seem like a wild take, but I don’t know… maybe you should have all of the facts BEFORE you take a child halfway across the country?
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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
I got goosebumps. I’m in Wisconsin. We’re having this same weather. Talk about standing on business. Let’s get it, Minneapolis. Wisconsin is with you.
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I got goosebumps. I’m in Wisconsin. We’re having this same weather. Talk about standing on business. Let’s get it, Minneapolis. Wisconsin is with you.
This is fun.
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is fun.
Google. Siri. Some AI thing I’ve never used. ANYONE.
(query)
“How to recover when you accidentally talk shit about someone in the work group chat.”
(query)
“How to recover when you accidentally talk shit about someone in the work group chat.”
January 23, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Google. Siri. Some AI thing I’ve never used. ANYONE.
(query)
“How to recover when you accidentally talk shit about someone in the work group chat.”
(query)
“How to recover when you accidentally talk shit about someone in the work group chat.”
When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
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January 21, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I’ve argued for so long that I think the next world war is going to be about water, and it’s the only lens I can even begin to understand this weird obsession with Greenland.
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I’ve argued for so long that I think the next world war is going to be about water, and it’s the only lens I can even begin to understand this weird obsession with Greenland.
@jonbois.bsky.social so glad you’re here. I keep stumbling across long time twitter people, and it always makes me happy.
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social so glad you’re here. I keep stumbling across long time twitter people, and it always makes me happy.
Is one of Chipotle’s new “high protein” menu items literally just a bowl of meat? (I’m here for it.) #bowlofmeatfan
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Is one of Chipotle’s new “high protein” menu items literally just a bowl of meat? (I’m here for it.) #bowlofmeatfan
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I wonder how many calories I’m spending daily on the cognitive dissonance created by thinking “this is exactly what I knew they’d do” and “I can’t believe this is happening” all day every day
January 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I wonder how many calories I’m spending daily on the cognitive dissonance created by thinking “this is exactly what I knew they’d do” and “I can’t believe this is happening” all day every day
Oh is everything the worst? Lemme give you some money for space futures or whatever fuck it.
January 19, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Oh is everything the worst? Lemme give you some money for space futures or whatever fuck it.
What do you do when everything is unrelentingly horrific? Functional freeze, but for politics. Is there a word for that?
(And don’t say apathy. Because it isn’t. It’s terror combined with anger and helplessness and exhaustion and sometimes a little bit of hope…)
(And don’t say apathy. Because it isn’t. It’s terror combined with anger and helplessness and exhaustion and sometimes a little bit of hope…)
January 19, 2026 at 6:21 AM
What do you do when everything is unrelentingly horrific? Functional freeze, but for politics. Is there a word for that?
(And don’t say apathy. Because it isn’t. It’s terror combined with anger and helplessness and exhaustion and sometimes a little bit of hope…)
(And don’t say apathy. Because it isn’t. It’s terror combined with anger and helplessness and exhaustion and sometimes a little bit of hope…)
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Nice sin. Original?
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Nice sin. Original?
In the grand scheme of things this doesn’t matter but holy HELL I hate this so much. youtu.be/Ci3o2lJuMY8?...
Build BIG KID® Confidence as you potty train with Pull-Ups®
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January 19, 2026 at 6:10 AM
In the grand scheme of things this doesn’t matter but holy HELL I hate this so much. youtu.be/Ci3o2lJuMY8?...
You can say a thing over and over and over again: it doesn’t make it true.
January 19, 2026 at 5:54 AM
You can say a thing over and over and over again: it doesn’t make it true.
Imagine if Ozempic were the thing that finally did it.
Yall want to pretend everything is okay oh shit wait. No! NOT THE WEIGHT LOSS DRUG!!
I’m trying to think of something more American and I just cannot.
Yall want to pretend everything is okay oh shit wait. No! NOT THE WEIGHT LOSS DRUG!!
I’m trying to think of something more American and I just cannot.
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Imagine if Ozempic were the thing that finally did it.
Yall want to pretend everything is okay oh shit wait. No! NOT THE WEIGHT LOSS DRUG!!
I’m trying to think of something more American and I just cannot.
Yall want to pretend everything is okay oh shit wait. No! NOT THE WEIGHT LOSS DRUG!!
I’m trying to think of something more American and I just cannot.
THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN HOLLERING ABOUT.
Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
January 19, 2026 at 5:15 AM
THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN HOLLERING ABOUT.
When will someone push back on this “funded protesters” bullshit?? They say it so often they might believe it’s true. SOMEONE FUCKING ASK THE QUESTION. WHO. IS. PAYING THEM?
Kristi Noem: "When we did these operations in other cities across the country, we didn't see this kind of violence. We didn't see organized, funded protesters come in to conduct acts of violence against our law enforcement officers like we're seeing in Minneapolis."
January 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
When will someone push back on this “funded protesters” bullshit?? They say it so often they might believe it’s true. SOMEONE FUCKING ASK THE QUESTION. WHO. IS. PAYING THEM?
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just a fascinating team
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
just a fascinating team
This. This is a thing everyone should point to when people insist the press secretary would never lie.
Clearly she would. And does. And you can’t say this is “a matter of opinion.” It’s an outright lie.
Clearly she would. And does. And you can’t say this is “a matter of opinion.” It’s an outright lie.
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt says the Danes agreed to form a working group to discuss the surrender of Greenland to Trump. "No we didn't" says the Danish foreign minister, indeed "there will be no discussion of turnover." www.berlingske.dk/indland/det-...
Det Hvide Hus: Arbejdsgruppe skal drøfte »erhvervelsen af Grønland« – Løkke afviser
Onsdagens møde og NATO-allieredes styrker i Grønland ændrer ikke Trumps ambitioner om, at USA skal erhverve Grønland, lyder det torsdag aften fra Det Hvide Hus.
www.berlingske.dk
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 AM
This. This is a thing everyone should point to when people insist the press secretary would never lie.
Clearly she would. And does. And you can’t say this is “a matter of opinion.” It’s an outright lie.
Clearly she would. And does. And you can’t say this is “a matter of opinion.” It’s an outright lie.
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
You wanna know what “radicalized” me? Your complete lack of empathy.
I will never forgive the people who weaponized my kindness.
(And honestly? I’ll probably never forgive myself for trying so hard to listen to the other side.)
I will never forgive the people who weaponized my kindness.
(And honestly? I’ll probably never forgive myself for trying so hard to listen to the other side.)
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
You wanna know what “radicalized” me? Your complete lack of empathy.
I will never forgive the people who weaponized my kindness.
(And honestly? I’ll probably never forgive myself for trying so hard to listen to the other side.)
I will never forgive the people who weaponized my kindness.
(And honestly? I’ll probably never forgive myself for trying so hard to listen to the other side.)