Jasmine 🏳️⚧️
@somedudemate.bsky.social
Yo whats up?
Bigender (He/Him She/Her), Terminally online, and partial lobotomite 😎
Bigender (He/Him She/Her), Terminally online, and partial lobotomite 😎
"Now hear me out Harold, if we add spikes inside we can convince the public its a torture device"
Some archeologist in like a thousand years or something
Some archeologist in like a thousand years or something
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Now hear me out Harold, if we add spikes inside we can convince the public its a torture device"
Some archeologist in like a thousand years or something
Some archeologist in like a thousand years or something
Mental conundrum
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Mental conundrum
their face felt as if someone was grabbing half of it, then streched and pulled hard as they could. They screamed for help that cannot be given as their vision doubles, then triples like looking through a kaleidoscope. all while their veins sear with painful changes that were only just beginning
November 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
their face felt as if someone was grabbing half of it, then streched and pulled hard as they could. They screamed for help that cannot be given as their vision doubles, then triples like looking through a kaleidoscope. all while their veins sear with painful changes that were only just beginning
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I hate to E-beg, but we really need the help. Anything is a massive help to us right now!
I hate to E-beg, but we really need the help. Anything is a massive help to us right now!
Make rent and other bills
Got fired after being bitten by a dog at work, car just broke down so I'm unable to drive for Uber or DoorDash. Trying to put together enough money to make it through rent and my car payment this mont...
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August 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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I hate to E-beg, but we really need the help. Anything is a massive help to us right now!
I hate to E-beg, but we really need the help. Anything is a massive help to us right now!
I've got an apartment, and I'm getting out of this shithole of a state after a year of bullshit 😎
What's a recent achievement you're proud of?
I'll start.
I just spent 3 hours unfucking my wardrobe and on the way, I found out that a lot of clothes that stopped fitting me two years ago now fit me again 🥰
I'll start.
I just spent 3 hours unfucking my wardrobe and on the way, I found out that a lot of clothes that stopped fitting me two years ago now fit me again 🥰
June 8, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I've got an apartment, and I'm getting out of this shithole of a state after a year of bullshit 😎
All the new Katie's popping up has me feeling like I'm watching katie into the pussyverse
February 15, 2024 at 2:49 PM
All the new Katie's popping up has me feeling like I'm watching katie into the pussyverse
This post is great
"Behold, spooky horrors beyond your comprehension"
Comments: "but... 👉👈 They're friend"
"... N-no! These are horrors!"
"Behold, spooky horrors beyond your comprehension"
Comments: "but... 👉👈 They're friend"
"... N-no! These are horrors!"
January 23, 2024 at 7:57 AM
This post is great
"Behold, spooky horrors beyond your comprehension"
Comments: "but... 👉👈 They're friend"
"... N-no! These are horrors!"
"Behold, spooky horrors beyond your comprehension"
Comments: "but... 👉👈 They're friend"
"... N-no! These are horrors!"
Nah, now I gotta know how tf do you get so depressed you start thinking you're a chicken? No way that's real
November 25, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Nah, now I gotta know how tf do you get so depressed you start thinking you're a chicken? No way that's real
I love going on to YouTube and watching content for it to only get interrupted with a transphobic ad, really cool YouTube, thanks :)
November 13, 2023 at 5:11 PM
I love going on to YouTube and watching content for it to only get interrupted with a transphobic ad, really cool YouTube, thanks :)
Now this i can get behind
gonna make bluesky terminology even grosser now. Fuck it. “Bro you didnt rejaculate my quote skeet”
October 11, 2023 at 7:52 AM
Now this i can get behind
I love scrolling through my feed and seeing a majority of it be @juicysteak117.gay skeets, like
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September 24, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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All these updates yet people still yern for the videos
September 14, 2023 at 7:07 PM
All these updates yet people still yern for the videos
Salem Massachusetts, February 1692
Just invented Burning Woman
September 3, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Salem Massachusetts, February 1692
Go woke go broke crowd is seething rn
September 3, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Go woke go broke crowd is seething rn
Why does it look like half of them are being blasted with holy light?
August 24, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Why does it look like half of them are being blasted with holy light?
Ketchup with macaroni and cheese, your thoughts?
August 24, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Ketchup with macaroni and cheese, your thoughts?
Man I really wish I could say I'm surprised about this, and unfortunately it probably will continue to escalate
August 23, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Man I really wish I could say I'm surprised about this, and unfortunately it probably will continue to escalate
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I fucking refuse forever :)
August 21, 2023 at 11:25 PM
I fucking refuse forever :)
A scrumptious meal, fit for the finest of dinning
August 22, 2023 at 12:04 PM
A scrumptious meal, fit for the finest of dinning
This is something Hank Hill would say
I will not “bob” for apples. I buy my apples with money, standing perfectly straight the whole time.
August 22, 2023 at 12:12 AM
This is something Hank Hill would say
Really interesting that those who are absolutely horrible on Twitter/X see t be the ones getting the bigger payouts for this "ad revenue" program.
Angelo John Gage, a neo-Nazi who recently started using the name "Lucas Gage" and whose Twitter feed is a constant stream of antisemitism and racism, says he received his first payment through the platform's revenue sharing system.
It's was $165.52 — not much, obviously. But it's also not nothing.
It's was $165.52 — not much, obviously. But it's also not nothing.
August 21, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Really interesting that those who are absolutely horrible on Twitter/X see t be the ones getting the bigger payouts for this "ad revenue" program.
So, experience using bluesky so far:
Holy fucking shit this is much better than twitter environment, but is still missing a fair bit to make it really good
I'd like the ability to post videos and gifs if I so choose, and still some tweaks to the app itself
Holy fucking shit this is much better than twitter environment, but is still missing a fair bit to make it really good
I'd like the ability to post videos and gifs if I so choose, and still some tweaks to the app itself
August 21, 2023 at 8:30 PM
So, experience using bluesky so far:
Holy fucking shit this is much better than twitter environment, but is still missing a fair bit to make it really good
I'd like the ability to post videos and gifs if I so choose, and still some tweaks to the app itself
Holy fucking shit this is much better than twitter environment, but is still missing a fair bit to make it really good
I'd like the ability to post videos and gifs if I so choose, and still some tweaks to the app itself
Ok, so either I'm not understanding something or there's a bit of a goof in the system
Does the discovery tab just not update sometimes? Or does it just stay the same most of the time?
Does the discovery tab just not update sometimes? Or does it just stay the same most of the time?
August 21, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Ok, so either I'm not understanding something or there's a bit of a goof in the system
Does the discovery tab just not update sometimes? Or does it just stay the same most of the time?
Does the discovery tab just not update sometimes? Or does it just stay the same most of the time?