Well said!

LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow

HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

Trump announced plans to cut 65% of the EPA’s staff.

Last weekend I visited my little nephew. We were both sitting on the couch, talking about trains, and twisting a lock of our hair around our finger. I think I can save my brother some money on that autism assessment.

I ordered some seeds from the Burpee Seed Company website. I got an automated email that said, "You're a Burpee Gardener now!" and my craving for validation made that hit a LOT harder than it should have. Thanks for having me, Burpee.

I just listened to this book and they had a totalitarian government, but they got evidence they were corrupt, and when they presented it to an international tribunal, the leaders went straight to jail, and sometimes it’s such a relief to read fantasy 🥲

“Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.”

Albert Camus

We are calling for a nationwide and international boycott of all Elon Musk-related products and services. Sell your Tesla shares, avoid buying Tesla vehicles, cancel Starlink, and delete your X accounts.

Somehow we adopted two of the world's best boys.