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Sonca
@soncagh.bsky.social
Just a small hobbit from Woodhall in the Shire (Landroval). Notable smart-ass. Lover of pies, cats, & otters (but not at the same time or combined)

Note: I don’t care about my follower count & I do not automatically return-follow. Quality over quantity!
Hoping for a better new year for everyone. I hope your household gets back to normal very soon.
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Give them some ear scritches and some treats for me when they come out of hiding.

Till then, happy new year to you and yours, my friend
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Careful with that vague description.

I’ve had neighbors who thought the appropriate distance was much less than 100 ft. We disagreed on this distance being appropriate. I would have put that number much higher, and added a row of tall bushes to that for good measure. 🫣
December 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
There was a neighborhood cat that loved the snow. At night we’d call out to alert it, then shine a red laser light into the snow. That thing glowed tremendously in the snow. Then we’d wait & listen for the sound of the cat racing through the snow across the yards to attack the dot.
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It really is. I missed seeing them this last summer.
December 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
…And sharks are clearly attracted by ice cream (I have a graph so it must be true)
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I was wondering how cold you guys would get. I was looking at the wind maps last night and noticed the winds from Canada mixing with winds from the Gulf form a line running from Chicago through St Louis down to Dallas. I knew once that line moved east, it was gonna get cold.
December 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Bah! Now it’s 15°F at 6 am. Way too cold and way too early in the morning. I’m ready for spring.
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December 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It was both, at least for me until the cat teeth were unsheathed. Then it was “No” on all counts.
December 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Corollary thought…

Is there anything as painful as a cat trying to pierce your ear while you are in a moment of quiet contemplation? 😾
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
That’s some serious assistance you are getting there. You should thank her with some extra treats for her hard work. 😁
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM