Son of Bengt
@sonofbengt.bsky.social
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Waffle man. 🍀🍀🍀
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sonofbengt.bsky.social
Excuse me - couldn't help but notice you were eating some cheese!

I too, like cheese!
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Finding a bunch of lovely fruitcakes on here who have my back when I need them has been a bit of a game changer for me...
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Just checked.

97 tabs on one mobile browser.
yougov.co.uk
How many browsing tabs do you typically have open?*

1: 6%
2-5: 54%
6-10: 14%
11-20: 8%
21-30: 2%
More than 30: 3%

*across all windows, on desktop/laptop

yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
sonofbengt.bsky.social
I don't know what Kpop demon hunters is and frankly I've reached an age where I don't even have to find out
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Mikhail Gorbachev could have watched the first two seasons of Only Murders In The Building
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Only things I have changed are:

No coffee after 10am
Stopped taking vitamin D with main evening meal
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Not quiet in the bar. It's like the Prancing Pony.

Rooms are in separate building though.
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Robert Jenrick prefers the ending of Return of the Jedi where the ghost of anakin Skywalker is Hayden Christensen
kevmarmol.bsky.social
Robert Jenrick’s favourite band is skrewdriver
yakhunt.net
Robert Jenrick once wrote a strongly worded letter to Bassets after a pack he bought contained no white ones
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Someone was told they were being made redundant. Started downloading a bunch of confidential files to a personal device. Escorted out.

Absolute scenes!
sonofbengt.bsky.social
*I can say this having lived in Bristol almost 20 years
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Staying over at a Cotswolds country pub.

In the packed bar for an early dinner and not sure they 'lyke moy kind rownd 'ere"
sonofbengt.bsky.social
"Mr Flibble's very cross"
sonofbengt.bsky.social
There's someone in the office who slurps tea very loudly.

I'm not saying it's annoying but I've done the maths and it would take 31 stabs of a whittled-down biro shiv to take care of the problem.
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Hope it was what you wanted 😬
sonofbengt.bsky.social
I have to apologise for the apparent vitriol in this. But I had just arrived at the car park at work 🤬

🫶🏻
sonofbengt.bsky.social
There's me thinking for a second it was Friday tomorrow and then remembering that OF COURSE ITS NOT FRIDAY TOMORROW...
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sonofbengt.bsky.social
Better after my flu last week. Have another midweek stay coming up so hopefully will get some sleep this time.
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Actually. Wait a minute...

How unhealthy did I look that these mofos were circling me?