David Twerkowitz
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David Twerkowitz
@sonofjam.bsky.social
Anthropomorphic strawberry with a checkered past. Cannabis entrepreneur/Kushlord, former archeologist, angler, fan of most nerd media.
I got suspended from the Bad Place for suggesting that nazi salute girl ride the sui slide. I'm not sorry.
March 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My girl got a little too excited when we got home
December 23, 2024 at 2:53 AM
December 22, 2024 at 3:38 AM
December 21, 2024 at 2:53 PM
"That's called a 'vegetable,' Donald."
December 21, 2024 at 4:58 AM
December 21, 2024 at 12:33 AM
When you come in to this mess and don't get to send a "who tf closed last night?!" Text because the answer is always you. You closed last night.
December 20, 2024 at 4:18 PM
December 8, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I'm not even a little bit sorry lol
December 6, 2024 at 2:19 PM
My Golden, Sadie, has been very distraught since our Maine Coon cat, Evie, went missing 3 months ago. We adopted a Maine Coon mix kitten, Aelin, and Sadie has been very slow to accept her. I walked in on them cuddling for the first time. Figured I'd share with sweetness with the void.
December 5, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Yo did I just see aliens? Or is this something kinds starling nonsense? I thought at one point it might be one of those things where people release paper lanterns or something but it's such a straight line. Once they reached a certain height they'd zip to the left like the wind caught them.

#aliens
December 2, 2024 at 10:59 PM
God help us all if she escapes
December 1, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Probably my last open water bass of the year, ice fishing is moving in like a big rig with no brakes. 2.8lb ~17" caught it jigging a black and blue big blade chatterbait with a matching chigger craw trailer over some sunken logs. Might still be able to snag some trout before ice.

#fishing #maine
November 30, 2024 at 6:12 PM
My girls having a cuddle party to celebrate Aelin's (the white kitten) 90th day of life. Peggy (mini-dachshund) is 9 months old. Sadie (golden retriever) is seven but she's still a puppy at heart.
November 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM