David Twerkowitz
@sonofjam.bsky.social
Anthropomorphic strawberry with a checkered past. Cannabis entrepreneur/Kushlord, former archeologist, angler, fan of most nerd media.
It is, but it's fine lol. It's mostly healed up. I was rough housing with the dog, and I needed to clip her nails, so it's a little bit my fault. Those got done the following morning lol.
December 28, 2024 at 12:52 AM
It is, but it's fine lol. It's mostly healed up. I was rough housing with the dog, and I needed to clip her nails, so it's a little bit my fault. Those got done the following morning lol.
And his idea of cool is stuff from the 00's
December 27, 2024 at 5:49 PM
And his idea of cool is stuff from the 00's
"Thanks for gifting us your party, you dumpy, dumb fucks!"
December 27, 2024 at 4:53 PM
"Thanks for gifting us your party, you dumpy, dumb fucks!"
They gonna eat themselves! They go make eat themselves!
December 26, 2024 at 7:40 PM
They gonna eat themselves! They go make eat themselves!
Sure am, I own that kitchen and put out about 300,000 units a year from it.
December 25, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Sure am, I own that kitchen and put out about 300,000 units a year from it.
Stop trying to find me a wife
December 23, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Stop trying to find me a wife
Tbf if we are attacked by pets, she's gonna really shine.
December 22, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Tbf if we are attacked by pets, she's gonna really shine.
How, exactly, would that slow immigration?
December 22, 2024 at 2:01 PM
How, exactly, would that slow immigration?
First track "1down"
Like "1up!" Get it?!?!?!?
Like "1up!" Get it?!?!?!?
December 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
First track "1down"
Like "1up!" Get it?!?!?!?
Like "1up!" Get it?!?!?!?
Cilantro, onion, tapatio
December 21, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Cilantro, onion, tapatio
"That's called a 'vegetable,' Donald."
December 21, 2024 at 4:58 AM
"That's called a 'vegetable,' Donald."