Ben
@sorghe.bsky.social
Former Hell Desk worker, former call center forecaster, logistics specialist and occasionally humorous. Inquiries: [email protected]
I believe the technical term for this is piracy.
Q: What happens to the oil on the tanker you seized?
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
December 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I believe the technical term for this is piracy.
Swap II and VI and you've got my rankings.
Star Trek movies ranked.
1. II : The Wrath of Khan
2. VI : The Undiscovered Country
3. IV : The Voyage Home
4. III : The Search for Spock
5. I : The one with Voyager
6. V : I don’t even know what this one is called
1. II : The Wrath of Khan
2. VI : The Undiscovered Country
3. IV : The Voyage Home
4. III : The Search for Spock
5. I : The one with Voyager
6. V : I don’t even know what this one is called
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Swap II and VI and you've got my rankings.
And here we are. He's not even trying to hide that he is a populist dictator anymore.
the president says absolutely crazy stuff all the time on social media and it doesn't make headlines because everyone paying attention knows he's nuts
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
And here we are. He's not even trying to hide that he is a populist dictator anymore.
Trashed Panda. #trashpanda
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trashed Panda. #trashpanda
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I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
I don't often talk about work. My work is rather mundane and hidden from the world.
Today I walked in, expecting a dog shit day with leftover work carrying into tomorrow. 1/2
Today I walked in, expecting a dog shit day with leftover work carrying into tomorrow. 1/2
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don't often talk about work. My work is rather mundane and hidden from the world.
Today I walked in, expecting a dog shit day with leftover work carrying into tomorrow. 1/2
Today I walked in, expecting a dog shit day with leftover work carrying into tomorrow. 1/2
With the exception of Juggalos, most people know what a magnet is.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
With the exception of Juggalos, most people know what a magnet is.
@andygill1964.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@andygill1964.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
My grandfather was more coherent when he hit the care home required stage of Alzheimer's.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My grandfather was more coherent when he hit the care home required stage of Alzheimer's.
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So today we discovered that 186 days of uptime is how long it takes for our Bell router to go fuck you I'm going to drop your most of your packets and drop your bandwidth to 5kb/sec.
October 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So today we discovered that 186 days of uptime is how long it takes for our Bell router to go fuck you I'm going to drop your most of your packets and drop your bandwidth to 5kb/sec.
I didn't know the Mariners were s multi sport team... 🤣
October 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I didn't know the Mariners were s multi sport team... 🤣
Today's interesting discovery. Despite the assurances of 811... There are zero clinics open in the GMA (and all the way to Richibuctou) on a Friday night.
Oh, and 4 out of 5 of the phone numbers for clinics linked to by GNB and the NB Medical Society are disconnected.
Oh, and 4 out of 5 of the phone numbers for clinics linked to by GNB and the NB Medical Society are disconnected.
October 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Today's interesting discovery. Despite the assurances of 811... There are zero clinics open in the GMA (and all the way to Richibuctou) on a Friday night.
Oh, and 4 out of 5 of the phone numbers for clinics linked to by GNB and the NB Medical Society are disconnected.
Oh, and 4 out of 5 of the phone numbers for clinics linked to by GNB and the NB Medical Society are disconnected.
Dementia Donny. And sadly I don't mean it as a joke, it just makes him even more dangerous.
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
October 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dementia Donny. And sadly I don't mean it as a joke, it just makes him even more dangerous.
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One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
Rare Jays post from ne. JFC... Pull Gaussman.
September 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rare Jays post from ne. JFC... Pull Gaussman.
After 3 and a half months of covering all the supervisor vacations at work... I'm finally on vacation!
September 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
After 3 and a half months of covering all the supervisor vacations at work... I'm finally on vacation!
Was behind a SovCit exempt plated moron on the way out of a parking lot with a Mountie behind me. They both pulled into the left turn lane and the Mountie lit him up during the turn... That Mountie is in for a long night.
Then after telling my partner the story, I had to try to explain SovCits.
Then after telling my partner the story, I had to try to explain SovCits.
September 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Was behind a SovCit exempt plated moron on the way out of a parking lot with a Mountie behind me. They both pulled into the left turn lane and the Mountie lit him up during the turn... That Mountie is in for a long night.
Then after telling my partner the story, I had to try to explain SovCits.
Then after telling my partner the story, I had to try to explain SovCits.
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There is no free speech under a totalitarian regime.
September 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
There is no free speech under a totalitarian regime.
September 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Halloween costume test time. Loki likes being a firefighter... Thor would rather be a dragon. #dogsofbluesky #chihuahua
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Halloween costume test time. Loki likes being a firefighter... Thor would rather be a dragon. #dogsofbluesky #chihuahua
The right in the US after a school shooting: There is nothing we could do.
The right in the US after any other mass shooting: There is nothing we could do.
The right after the murder of Kirk: We need to stop gun violence.
The right in the US after any other mass shooting: There is nothing we could do.
The right after the murder of Kirk: We need to stop gun violence.
September 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The right in the US after a school shooting: There is nothing we could do.
The right in the US after any other mass shooting: There is nothing we could do.
The right after the murder of Kirk: We need to stop gun violence.
The right in the US after any other mass shooting: There is nothing we could do.
The right after the murder of Kirk: We need to stop gun violence.
Firstly, I don't condone violence.
But as a target shooter for many years, that was a hell of a shot.
But as a target shooter for many years, that was a hell of a shot.
September 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Firstly, I don't condone violence.
But as a target shooter for many years, that was a hell of a shot.
But as a target shooter for many years, that was a hell of a shot.