SorryImAnonymous
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This is possibly about Kellyn Acosta but there is a Sounder who this post could apply to and I am a bit anxious about it tbh. Usually these guys are former USMNT players
This is a subskeet but I think the most dangerous kind of player to have on a roster is the “veteran player who is mid to bad but hoovers up cash/cap and minutes” and smart teams get rid of them as fast as possible. It’s tough though because many have banked goodwill/respect around the league
January 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
This is possibly about Kellyn Acosta but there is a Sounder who this post could apply to and I am a bit anxious about it tbh. Usually these guys are former USMNT players
I scored the most Danny Musovski goal in 6v6 soccer today, he has unironically made me so much better at this sport
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I scored the most Danny Musovski goal in 6v6 soccer today, he has unironically made me so much better at this sport
Why would Wilfried Nancy do this?
Szoboszlai with a horrible whiff on a backheel pass and gifts a goal to Barnsley 😬
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Why would Wilfried Nancy do this?
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Szoboszlai with a horrible whiff on a backheel pass and gifts a goal to Barnsley 😬
January 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Szoboszlai with a horrible whiff on a backheel pass and gifts a goal to Barnsley 😬
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First level thinkers on here are crying that Elon's Grok is "dangerous" and "perverse." Translate that from NPC-speak and it means "this isn't controlled by the cartel." Anything that isn't locked behind a $500M expansion fee is dangerous to their bottom line. Pay attention.
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January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
First level thinkers on here are crying that Elon's Grok is "dangerous" and "perverse." Translate that from NPC-speak and it means "this isn't controlled by the cartel." Anything that isn't locked behind a $500M expansion fee is dangerous to their bottom line. Pay attention.
By: 3four3
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Hopefully option 4 behind Brunell rather than option 3 ahead of him tbh (assuming Obed gets moved)
Can confirm the rumor that Sounders are in talks to get Nikola Petković on loan from Charlotte FC. He’s a u22 defensive midfielder, who was first signed on a $3m transfer to Crown Legacy. AFAIK, would retain u22 designation through 2027. Low-risk option but not exactly a blockbuster.
January 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Hopefully option 4 behind Brunell rather than option 3 ahead of him tbh (assuming Obed gets moved)
Happy FC Cincinnati Day everybody!
January 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Happy FC Cincinnati Day everybody!
I’ve been saying Elliott should come to MLS. He’s the profile of player who would be absolutely elite in this league but probably can’t hack it as a starter in a “Big 5” league. Same category as Riqui Puig and I think he would be similarly good
🏴 Sources: Charlotte FC want Liverpool's Harvey Elliott on potential loan deal until summer, if the player would be open to it @fabriziorom.bsky.social 1st.
Elliott on loan at Aston Villa but not playing. Can't join another European club on loan, but can come to MLS
www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
Elliott on loan at Aston Villa but not playing. Can't join another European club on loan, but can come to MLS
www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
Charlotte interest in Harvey Elliott as Villa seek to terminate loan from Liverpool
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I’ve been saying Elliott should come to MLS. He’s the profile of player who would be absolutely elite in this league but probably can’t hack it as a starter in a “Big 5” league. Same category as Riqui Puig and I think he would be similarly good
We are halfway between the Sounders’ last competitive game and their next one.
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
We are halfway between the Sounders’ last competitive game and their next one.
Ouattara is the type of player more ambitious MLS sides need to start targeting as a DP. They can get high level celebrity players on the decline, and they can get players like Cucho or Bouanga who are productive on yo-yo teams. This would be the next step up
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ouattara is the type of player more ambitious MLS sides need to start targeting as a DP. They can get high level celebrity players on the decline, and they can get players like Cucho or Bouanga who are productive on yo-yo teams. This would be the next step up
We’re going to start hearing Andrew Wiebe talking about “relationism” lmao. But also, I can’t believe the Crew tried to hire Russell Martin over this guy
Henrik Rydström in 2024 interview w/ Sky Sports:
"Defensively, I wanted us to be close together. Everybody wants that.
But then I started to think what if we could be close to each other with the ball as well? Then we can start to connect, find solutions & progress from there."
"Defensively, I wanted us to be close together. Everybody wants that.
But then I started to think what if we could be close to each other with the ball as well? Then we can start to connect, find solutions & progress from there."
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We’re going to start hearing Andrew Wiebe talking about “relationism” lmao. But also, I can’t believe the Crew tried to hire Russell Martin over this guy
Chara’s gonna hit 500
Eff it, all time caps leader of each MLS team as we head into year 30
450 - Diego Chara, POR
420 - Nick Rimando, RSL
408 - Graham Zusi, SKC
404 - Jaime Moreno, DC
401 - Chris Wondolowski, SJ
388 - Stefan Frei, SEA
381 - Andrew Farrell, NE
370 - Jonathan Osorio, TOR
368 - Cobi Jones, LAG
1/
450 - Diego Chara, POR
420 - Nick Rimando, RSL
408 - Graham Zusi, SKC
404 - Jaime Moreno, DC
401 - Chris Wondolowski, SJ
388 - Stefan Frei, SEA
381 - Andrew Farrell, NE
370 - Jonathan Osorio, TOR
368 - Cobi Jones, LAG
1/
December 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Chara’s gonna hit 500
These guys could have offered Seattle $3.5-5 million for Danny Musovksi, we would have taken it, and he would likely be at least comparatively productive to what Munteanu is likely to do. And it would still be an overpay.
🇷🇴 Sources: D.C. United is nearing a club-record deal to acquire Romania international forward Louis Munteanu from CFR Cluj.
Deal would be around $7m + add-ons to take total fee to $10m.
Not done but close.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
Deal would be around $7m + add-ons to take total fee to $10m.
Not done but close.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
D.C United near club-record deal for CFR Cluj forward Louis Munteanu
The 23-year-old has two goals and five assists in 14 league appearances for the Romanian side.
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
These guys could have offered Seattle $3.5-5 million for Danny Musovksi, we would have taken it, and he would likely be at least comparatively productive to what Munteanu is likely to do. And it would still be an overpay.
Nobody’s ever said “it’s fucking cool to be an Earthquake.” Just some food for thought
Just got off a call with Paul Rothrock and I think this quote probably sums it it: “It's fucking cool to be a Sounder.”
December 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Nobody’s ever said “it’s fucking cool to be an Earthquake.” Just some food for thought
St Clair, Dotson, Oluwaseyi, Rosales, and now Robin Lod? EVERYONE IS LEAVING MINNESOTA 😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
St Clair, Dotson, Oluwaseyi, Rosales, and now Robin Lod? EVERYONE IS LEAVING MINNESOTA 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Minoungou is much better on the left than on the right, because he has learned how to make outside-in runs in the RBs blind spot. We saw this in Austin and then he barely played again. There is a real argument to be made that he should start ahead of Ferreira on the left on opening day
Just watched Burkina Faso vs Equatorial Guinea and there is no way Bertrand Traore is better at the sport than Georgi Minoungou. Ouatarra is really good but not Traore
December 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Minoungou is much better on the left than on the right, because he has learned how to make outside-in runs in the RBs blind spot. We saw this in Austin and then he barely played again. There is a real argument to be made that he should start ahead of Ferreira on the left on opening day
Just watched Burkina Faso vs Equatorial Guinea and there is no way Bertrand Traore is better at the sport than Georgi Minoungou. Ouatarra is really good but not Traore
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Just watched Burkina Faso vs Equatorial Guinea and there is no way Bertrand Traore is better at the sport than Georgi Minoungou. Ouatarra is really good but not Traore
They made WHO the captain?!
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
They made WHO the captain?!
This would be an amazing signing for Austin if they can find literally anyone who can pass forward
December 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
This would be an amazing signing for Austin if they can find literally anyone who can pass forward
In 2024, Albert Rusnak broke the Sounders record for primary assists in a single season.
In 2025, Albert Rusnak broke the Sounders record for midfielder goals in a single season
In 2025, Albert Rusnak broke the Sounders record for midfielder goals in a single season
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In 2024, Albert Rusnak broke the Sounders record for primary assists in a single season.
In 2025, Albert Rusnak broke the Sounders record for midfielder goals in a single season
In 2025, Albert Rusnak broke the Sounders record for midfielder goals in a single season
Everybody is trying to get tf out of Minnesota.
🟢 BREAKING: Austin FC is finalizing a deal to acquire Honduras int'l left back Joseph Rosales from Minnesota United, per sources.
Deal worth $1.5m GAM. Minnesota retain sell-on.
Rosales, 25, made 128 apps for the Loons.
Deal worth $1.5m GAM. Minnesota retain sell-on.
Rosales, 25, made 128 apps for the Loons.
December 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Everybody is trying to get tf out of Minnesota.
The whole Nancy Celtic adventure really goes to show what a funny sport this is. A hipster manager leaves to take over a dumpster fire in a tinpot league with insane fans, has their worst run in 47 years, and at the end of the day, the Seattle Sounders remain the first and only MLS team to win CCL
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The whole Nancy Celtic adventure really goes to show what a funny sport this is. A hipster manager leaves to take over a dumpster fire in a tinpot league with insane fans, has their worst run in 47 years, and at the end of the day, the Seattle Sounders remain the first and only MLS team to win CCL
Why is everyone so freaked out about Miami signing St Clair? How is there anything suspicious about that?
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why is everyone so freaked out about Miami signing St Clair? How is there anything suspicious about that?
Couldn’t create a more likeable pair
💣🇨🇦 BREAKING: Inter Miami is nearing a deal to sign Canadian int'l GK Dayne St. Clair, per sources.
St. Clair, 28, just was named MLS GK of the Year.
Huge signing for Miami, who just won MLS Cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
St. Clair, 28, just was named MLS GK of the Year.
Huge signing for Miami, who just won MLS Cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Inter Miami nearing deal for Canada goalkeeper Dayne St. Clair
St. Clair was named 2025 MLS Goalkeeper of the Year and is one of the marquee free agents on the market.
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Couldn’t create a more likeable pair
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City named a street after him less than a month ago LMFAO.
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
City named a street after him less than a month ago LMFAO.