Sharkey 2.0
@sortasketchy.bsky.social
Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word Metroidvania.
I guess they unbanned my original account at some point? Imma just keep this one in my back pocket for the next time it happens I guess.
July 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I guess they unbanned my original account at some point? Imma just keep this one in my back pocket for the next time it happens I guess.
buddy is smarter than he looks, but only cus it'd be impossible to be stupider
July 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
buddy is smarter than he looks, but only cus it'd be impossible to be stupider
I'm the same way until I find out that like, there's a lantern cat named Dex Starr whose whole thing is he's Big McFuckin Mad cus his mom died
July 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm the same way until I find out that like, there's a lantern cat named Dex Starr whose whole thing is he's Big McFuckin Mad cus his mom died
can't believe they got fucked with these
July 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
can't believe they got fucked with these
gonna drink beer on my beach all day like a lazy piece of garbage
July 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
gonna drink beer on my beach all day like a lazy piece of garbage
I'd like to think I'm a catch but every other dude looks like a bread stick dipped in pubes posing with a truck. The bar is just so far down you'd need a mining lamp and a canary.
Some dork and a tardis must be like finding water in the desert. I almost feel bad that I'm not serious about this.
Some dork and a tardis must be like finding water in the desert. I almost feel bad that I'm not serious about this.
July 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'd like to think I'm a catch but every other dude looks like a bread stick dipped in pubes posing with a truck. The bar is just so far down you'd need a mining lamp and a canary.
Some dork and a tardis must be like finding water in the desert. I almost feel bad that I'm not serious about this.
Some dork and a tardis must be like finding water in the desert. I almost feel bad that I'm not serious about this.
When the one thing you're remembered for is being the only anime that wasn't chopped up to use in robotech and the your ending theme is just a bunch of slurs:
July 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When the one thing you're remembered for is being the only anime that wasn't chopped up to use in robotech and the your ending theme is just a bunch of slurs:
That dude is owed so much. Also wild to me that A E van Vogt was apparently fuckin huge in Japan given the sheer volume of references. Like, even the guys in Orguss were basically just Slans with their head tentrils.
... Not that anyone watched Orguss but still.
... Not that anyone watched Orguss but still.
July 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
That dude is owed so much. Also wild to me that A E van Vogt was apparently fuckin huge in Japan given the sheer volume of references. Like, even the guys in Orguss were basically just Slans with their head tentrils.
... Not that anyone watched Orguss but still.
... Not that anyone watched Orguss but still.
I mean, Star Trek is just Voyage of The Space Beagle with the serial numbers filed off. The salt sucker from the first/second/whatever episode is the Coeurl from the first chapter of that.
And if the name sounds familiar yes, the cat things in final fantasy are a ripoff of the same monster.
And if the name sounds familiar yes, the cat things in final fantasy are a ripoff of the same monster.
July 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I mean, Star Trek is just Voyage of The Space Beagle with the serial numbers filed off. The salt sucker from the first/second/whatever episode is the Coeurl from the first chapter of that.
And if the name sounds familiar yes, the cat things in final fantasy are a ripoff of the same monster.
And if the name sounds familiar yes, the cat things in final fantasy are a ripoff of the same monster.
I like new star traks but turning gorns into like, ALIEN$ aliens is silly as shit. I'm never gonna take this guy seriously no matter how much goopy cg slime you put on him
still want that mylar shower curtain BBQ apron tho
still want that mylar shower curtain BBQ apron tho
July 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I like new star traks but turning gorns into like, ALIEN$ aliens is silly as shit. I'm never gonna take this guy seriously no matter how much goopy cg slime you put on him
still want that mylar shower curtain BBQ apron tho
still want that mylar shower curtain BBQ apron tho
fuck it just label that shit I guess
July 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
fuck it just label that shit I guess
why is everything in my house a cursed artifact
July 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
why is everything in my house a cursed artifact
Nevermind the existential angst. The worst cat ever showed up, everything is fine.
July 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Nevermind the existential angst. The worst cat ever showed up, everything is fine.
watching anything with a happy-go-lucky weirdo troubleshooter that lives in a boat or a trailer on the beach or a time traveling phone booth or whatever but they actually have crippling PTSD and a substance problem
July 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
watching anything with a happy-go-lucky weirdo troubleshooter that lives in a boat or a trailer on the beach or a time traveling phone booth or whatever but they actually have crippling PTSD and a substance problem
The sunsets out here are something else though. Gonna miss these if I freak out and run off somewhere again.
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The sunsets out here are something else though. Gonna miss these if I freak out and run off somewhere again.
Today is not the fucking day for this shit.
July 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Today is not the fucking day for this shit.
Grasshopper mice are fuckin rad.
If you look like this and eat scorpions you can stay.
If you look like this and eat scorpions you can stay.
July 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Grasshopper mice are fuckin rad.
If you look like this and eat scorpions you can stay.
If you look like this and eat scorpions you can stay.