Sharkey 2.0
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Sharkey 2.0
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Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word Metroidvania.
buddy is smarter than he looks, but only cus it'd be impossible to be stupider
July 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
They couldn't make a game like Xenogears today, but they couldn't back then either.
July 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm the same way until I find out that like, there's a lantern cat named Dex Starr whose whole thing is he's Big McFuckin Mad cus his mom died
July 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
... from fifteen? original col-o-nies 🎶

ngl this is so on brand I actually want it
July 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Civ 1 on Super Nintendo probably
July 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
can't believe they got fucked with these
July 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
That makes a lot of sense in retrospect. Man, just got flashbacks to Xizor, the dude with sweat that makes you horny drunk.
July 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yeah, I heard that. It was only like a 10k fee or something. I don't think it's a coincidence that they started making the prequels right after that.
July 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
July 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Back in the day I had preview copies of fire red and leaf green and I sent the nephew to school with them to test out the wireless adapter and realized oh shit I'm the proverbial uncle that works at Nintendo.

And also that was really stupid and I could have been in deep shit.

Worth it.
July 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I always thought he was just waiting for Kenner to let the toy rights lapse so he could get a quarter on the dollar instead of a nickel.
July 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
nice build what shaders are you using
July 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Unliked this so I could like it twice.
July 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Happy got borned day eventually!
July 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I need to get thear Hudson Hawk novelization to nestle somewhere between a lament configuration and a behelit in a trunk of cursed bullshit
July 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
every child has a Rem Lezar
July 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I was shooting the shit with Phil LaMarr about hot sauce or something when he got a real distant look and when I followed his eyeline everyone was watching my ex eat a whole chocolate cake in one bite like some kind of snake.
July 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM