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Answering the call of Kahless
Can these two just both fucking lose? Like a first round simultaneous dual knockout? Or maybe there’s an Earthquake and the ceiling collapses?
February 18, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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If you up the contrast and brightness you can see his eyelid positions through the glasses. Clearly looking at the bottom left cartoon.
February 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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finally, though Sting's sunglasses make exact eyeline difficult to trace, attempts to recreate his pose in the lab left reaserchers relatively confident in the assumption that Sting was looking at one of the 4 cartoons on page 50 when photographed. Which one do you think he's smiling at?
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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therefore, we can deduce that Sting had the book open to pages 50 and 51 when the camera snapped, further narrowing our search to just 8 Far Sides.
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Page 49 of the volume contains a cartoon of bears stealing a motorist and possibly his hubcaps, set amongst pine trees which are consistent with the markings we can observe in the original photo.
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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given another round of COMPUTER: ENHANCE, the image has more to tell us: Sting appears to be pinching the page he is on between his thumb and forefinger allowing a corner of that page to be visible to the camera.
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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first off: it is clear Sting is holding a copy of The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson, published in October of 1986. This narrows our search down to 603 Far Sides out of the over 4,000 cartoons that Gary Larson put out in his carreer.
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Harlan Ellison bucking the trend by only being a weapons grade asshole.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
“ps fuk boris karloff”
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Critical to modern maneuver warfare.
February 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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"When you only saw one set of footprints in the sand, those were the times Epstein was carrying you"
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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“Maybe the real Epstein Files was the kids we diddled along the way”
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Gorkon’s assasination right after the Praxis disaster, is when the Empire really went to shit.
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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A corn dog lies firmly within the Wellington family of foods. Sushi is just Asian style Wellington.
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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It is very strange, on top of everything else, that the puritanical pseudo-Christian death cult takeover of the United States is being led by history’s most decadent perverts.
January 30, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I wouldn’t be surprised if he decides to end things on his own terms, if you catch my drift?
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM