Waylon Jennings-Yutani
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A street gang named desire
They actually got this one 100% right. Correct order, no omissions.
@billboard.com magazine’s TOP 50 ROCK BANDS OF ALL TIME or “SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE COUNTRY TO FIGHT ABOUT." Sound off!
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
They actually got this one 100% right. Correct order, no omissions.
Real
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Real
Engaging in a high stakes game of “not giving enough information to solve the problem with one of my clients.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Engaging in a high stakes game of “not giving enough information to solve the problem with one of my clients.”
Much to consider
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Much to consider
“I will be resigning to focus on my first love: biting the heads off of rodents and small birds.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
“I will be resigning to focus on my first love: biting the heads off of rodents and small birds.”
I’m actually ultrastitious. I believe that ghosts exist and they have technologies and neon fashions we can only dream of.
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m actually ultrastitious. I believe that ghosts exist and they have technologies and neon fashions we can only dream of.
I think I was prepared for the president to be a monstrous tyrant or an obsequious little toad but this one is both somehow.
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I think I was prepared for the president to be a monstrous tyrant or an obsequious little toad but this one is both somehow.
You know that RFK jr made a “Nuzzi rhymes with pussy” joke to this woman’s face, and she still did whatever this is.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You know that RFK jr made a “Nuzzi rhymes with pussy” joke to this woman’s face, and she still did whatever this is.
He’s not especially smart. He’s not especially savvy. He does not have some kind of insight into the mind of the average person. He has simply been playing T-ball for 75 years.
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He’s not especially smart. He’s not especially savvy. He does not have some kind of insight into the mind of the average person. He has simply been playing T-ball for 75 years.
Renaming the DoD to the Dept. of War sounds like something that the burned out Yippie would bring up at a meeting about a completely different cause in like 2009.
About half of what it was going to cost to fully fund SNAP in November during the shutdown.
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Renaming the DoD to the Dept. of War sounds like something that the burned out Yippie would bring up at a meeting about a completely different cause in like 2009.
An actor at the end of filming an episode of his hit show, turns to his left and his right in the applause line, and tries to keep a straight face as he realizes he is the “hosts the recap podcast” member of the cast.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
An actor at the end of filming an episode of his hit show, turns to his left and his right in the applause line, and tries to keep a straight face as he realizes he is the “hosts the recap podcast” member of the cast.
Using “which band is the good one, Goose or Geese?” as a shibboleth to root out hippies.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Using “which band is the good one, Goose or Geese?” as a shibboleth to root out hippies.
They all deserve it. You’re not allowed to say what, but every one of them should be.
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
They all deserve it. You’re not allowed to say what, but every one of them should be.
Congratulations T-Mobile, I am no longer delighted by the fact that Turk and JD are close friends in real life.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Congratulations T-Mobile, I am no longer delighted by the fact that Turk and JD are close friends in real life.
How do you think the guy who murdered the other guy on the subway is doing at Andreesen?
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
How do you think the guy who murdered the other guy on the subway is doing at Andreesen?
Look, this week managed to suck shit as of Sunday evening, but at least we’re experimenting with the one day work week.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Look, this week managed to suck shit as of Sunday evening, but at least we’re experimenting with the one day work week.
Considering TV Moments
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Considering TV Moments
Jaxon Dart has a Mattingly on The Simpsons haircut
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Jaxon Dart has a Mattingly on The Simpsons haircut
My new favorite genre of commercial is two celebrities having a conversation while seemingly not on the same continent.
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My new favorite genre of commercial is two celebrities having a conversation while seemingly not on the same continent.
Favorite superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Favorite superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
(Derisively) Back with another one of those block rockin' beats, eh?
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
(Derisively) Back with another one of those block rockin' beats, eh?
More like Dross Douthat.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
More like Dross Douthat.
The inbred wolf I keep in my house gets upset when my neighbors set off small, colorful explosives.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The inbred wolf I keep in my house gets upset when my neighbors set off small, colorful explosives.
“Intact”
I hope you're happy: Alan Dershowitz has been forced to issue a statement on the fake Post headline
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Intact”
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