Waylon Jennings-Yutani
@ontopic.bsky.social
A street gang named desire
Body Spray Moron
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Body Spray Moron
The median used jet ski dealer took her husband’s assassination harder than she is.
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The median used jet ski dealer took her husband’s assassination harder than she is.
There are so many fuckin cybertrucks in LA.
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
There are so many fuckin cybertrucks in LA.
Being a classic socal surfer dude
February 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Being a classic socal surfer dude
Again: Most biblical literalists think this guy is great.
Trump mocks the idea of praying during a meal at the National Prayer Breakfast:
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Again: Most biblical literalists think this guy is great.
I’m sure they still have the hearts and minds of everyone at the local cock fight
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I’m sure they still have the hearts and minds of everyone at the local cock fight
It remains fucked up that you can’t buy one cigarette
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
It remains fucked up that you can’t buy one cigarette
Canadians get mad at us for calling ham “Canadian bacon,” but you should see what “Steak Canadian” is in Britain.
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Canadians get mad at us for calling ham “Canadian bacon,” but you should see what “Steak Canadian” is in Britain.
This sounds great, but I’m more interested in the Jan 6 reliquary. Where else can you see the flap of Ashli Babbit’s skin with the tattoo that identified her as a swinger? Or the balls of the guy who tazed himself to death in the balls?
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
This sounds great, but I’m more interested in the Jan 6 reliquary. Where else can you see the flap of Ashli Babbit’s skin with the tattoo that identified her as a swinger? Or the balls of the guy who tazed himself to death in the balls?
We were all too happy to watch Dunston check in, but who’s checking in on Dunston?
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
We were all too happy to watch Dunston check in, but who’s checking in on Dunston?
America loves its tough man president, who loves musicals, dancing to YMCA and being the bitchiest queen east of the Mississippi.
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 PM
America loves its tough man president, who loves musicals, dancing to YMCA and being the bitchiest queen east of the Mississippi.
And yet you’re still not allowed to say it
NEW: Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who ICE agents in Minneapolis nabbed last week and shipped off to a Texas detention facility with his dad, is now in poor health, his school superintendent told me today www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-c...
5-Year-Old in ICE Detention Is Sick, Says Top School Official
The 5-year-old who was taken by federal agents in Minneapolis is being held behind bars with his father in Texas.
www.huffpost.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 AM
And yet you’re still not allowed to say it
Ok, so pacific sunwear still exists, and their house brand of clothing is a subsidiary of a forever 21 type store, and it’s named after John Galt, because there is some amount of sincere objectivism in there somewhere.
January 29, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Ok, so pacific sunwear still exists, and their house brand of clothing is a subsidiary of a forever 21 type store, and it’s named after John Galt, because there is some amount of sincere objectivism in there somewhere.
Maybe Trump’s hands are all fucked up because he can only orgasm by getting his hands stepped on like bill Pullman in the sinner
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Maybe Trump’s hands are all fucked up because he can only orgasm by getting his hands stepped on like bill Pullman in the sinner
The average Ford dealership inheritor took Charlie Kirk’s deletion harder than his widow
Candace Owens released leaked audio from Turning Point USA in which Erika Kirk is heard giggling and cheerfully discussing attendance figures, merchandise sales, and performance metrics from Charlie Kirk’s memorial event just 11 days after his death...
January 28, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The average Ford dealership inheritor took Charlie Kirk’s deletion harder than his widow
Sorry, Barry I only get my information from four hour long YouTube videos posted by visibly mentally ill guys.
Here’s a podcast that does a good job of laying out what’s at stake, and why all of us need to get off the sidelines to demand change.
Opinion | Minneapolis Reveals Where Trump’s Deportation Agenda Is Going
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Sorry, Barry I only get my information from four hour long YouTube videos posted by visibly mentally ill guys.
Undeserved but also, lol
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Undeserved but also, lol
Sam Darnold right now
a man in a green and blue striped shirt gives a thumbs up
Alt: Drew Magary dancing awkwardly
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Sam Darnold right now
Every world changing nightmare that America is responsible for comes down to a number of morons that would fit inside the average college football stadium not doing the right thing.
Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
January 24, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Every world changing nightmare that America is responsible for comes down to a number of morons that would fit inside the average college football stadium not doing the right thing.
I can’t wait until the 2037 Natty between Colgate and Penn.
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I can’t wait until the 2037 Natty between Colgate and Penn.
They said a Heisman Winner couldn’t be deeply involved in the Hummel figurine community, but Mendoza proved them all wrong.
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 PM
They said a Heisman Winner couldn’t be deeply involved in the Hummel figurine community, but Mendoza proved them all wrong.
You know it smell crazy in there.
Bari Weiss and Trump exchanged kisses on the cheek following ‘60 Minutes’ interview
Bari Weiss and Trump exchanged kisses on the cheek following ‘60 Minutes’ interview
Bari Weiss and Trump exchanged kisses on the cheek following ‘60 Minutes’ interview
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You know it smell crazy in there.
If elected president, I will turn 1101 South Ocean Blvd. in Palm Beach, Florida into the largest and most well-lit homeless shelter/mental health clinic in the history of the world.
January 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
If elected president, I will turn 1101 South Ocean Blvd. in Palm Beach, Florida into the largest and most well-lit homeless shelter/mental health clinic in the history of the world.