More songs need to use the tambourine. It's a severely underutilized instrument

If you don't brush your car off all the way in the snow and then drive around like that, you are the weakest link and natural selection is coming for you.

i think my most millennial trait is that i still find OK Go music videos endlessly charming

I hate when my dab pen leaks precum on my tongue like at least take me to dinner first wtf

Does the Bob Dylan movie explain why he sings like that?

I shouldn’t ever have too look at or think about Charlie Brown and his untreated mental health problems on Christmas

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lesbiam 🫶

lesbian vampires...end of sentence