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Fat Joan Cusack. Camp counsellor at @isitcamppod.bsky.social. She/her. 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏴‍☠️ https://boxd.it/9HJ5X

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · Jul 27

“Do you have a book that’s a little Terrance Dicks, but not too much?”

A stack of Doctor Who novels. The centre one reads DOCTOR WHO — KINDA TERRANCE DICKS.

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 6h

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The Great Muppet Caper 1981
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Watched 18 May 2021
wish someone would look at me the way charles grodin looks at miss piggy

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 13h

We talk about the history of Ernest starting in car commercials in the episode! I can’t imagine how weird that would be now. The Geico cavemen are the closest we ever got to that again.

Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 14h

BAD JIM VARNEY LOOKING KINDA NICE 🎶

🔺️Slam Campb-HELL🔺️ @slamcampbell.bsky.social · 17h

Yes, it turns out Jim Varney was hot.

Is It Camp?! A Podcast @isitcamppod.bsky.social · 17h

This week.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 15h

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

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Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social · 1d

"Maybe Dhanraj didn’t do his research and thought Poilievre’s answer was reasonable. Or maybe his version of being uncensored is to actually just Lick Boot. Regardless, it’s quite the start for what is supposed to be The New CBC."

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Free from the shackles of censorship only to lick boot

An assessment of the new podcast Can't Be Censored and how it, and the CBC, have differently fatal problems.

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Is It Camp?! A Podcast @isitcamppod.bsky.social · 1d

Our very own Sam is part of a Knorr campaign, and you can see him wrestle for FREE in Toronto!

www.knorr.com/ca/en/flavou...

Two beefy wrestlers giving each other the stink eye. The one on the left, a large ginger man with enormous muscles, is wearing a sleeveless green chef’s jacket and holding a tortilla wrap.

The Knorrior himself! A very muscular ginger man yelling in delight and power at the viewer. He wears a green chef’s outfit with no sleeves. Over his shoulder is a large wrestling championship belt reading “FLAVOUR MANIA - TAG IN TAG OUT - KNORR - 2025”

Knorrior
Origin Story
The Flavour Enforcer. The King of zing. He's never met a vegetable he couldn't kick up a notch. Never seen a noodle or a grain of rice he couldn't spice. With him in your corner, boring isn't an option, and flavourlessness gets the full nelson. He's forever fighting for flavour, slamming seasoning up and down the squared circle.

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking about how lovely the lyric “once there was a way to get back homeward” is, but can’t figure out how to simply skeet lyrics without seeing myself Alan-Partridge-ingly recite them to camera

Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 2d

From Feminist City: Claiming Space in a Man-Made World by Leslie Kern.

As a woman, my everyday urban experiences are deeply gendered. My gender identity shapes how I move through the city how I live my life day-to-day, and the choices available to me My gender is more than my body, but my body is the site of my lived experience, where my identity, history, and the spaces I've lived in meet and interact and write themselves on my flesh.
This is the space that I write from. It's the space where my expe riences lead me to ask, "Why doesn't my stroller fit on the streetcar?" "Why do I have to walk an extra half mile home

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 2d

I used to work in a bakery. I’ve been to France. And those have to be some of the most beautiful croissants I’ve ever seen.

Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 2d

[me finding this account] Sarah tools

Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 2d

second shooter

Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 2d

guess who gets to have tteokbeokki for lunch! [elphaba voice] it’s meeeeeeee

Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 2d

Girlboss Ophelia. She spends the whole play in Romy & Michelle’s businesswoman outfits.

Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 2d

I know this is giving “I can excuse racism but not bad Shakespeare” but I’m trapped in here with this one and only brain.

Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 2d

What does Taylor Swift think “the fate of Ophelia” means? Does she know she’s not just a pretty painting?

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 2d

blank it

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d

a hundred bucks, all-in

edited screenshots from Burn After Reading.

George Clooney (with cow horns and ears) proudly stands behind a contraption and says "what is it?" then, with two fingers he sets the chair rocking back and forth which causes a lump-with-handle cow tool to thrust up through a slot in the seat of the chair with an accompanying vinyl squeak sound.

Frances McDormand, (also with cow ears and horns) looks on with awe and says, "that's fantastic!"

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 3d

I’m so sorry. It’s so difficult finding out all the things you can’t do that you used to take for granted.

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 3d

It’s not too bad. The break hasn’t been bad at all really; it’s probably the best I could have had if I had to break it. It’s right below the elbow. I think it would be worse closer to the wrist, since that is what hurts when I knit too much.

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 3d

They’re calling me soulja boy the way I crank that

a boy in a striped shirt is holding a baseball in front of his face

Alt: The rookie of the year from the film Rookie of the Year cranks his arm back and lets that thing rip. The rest is film history.

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 3d

Knitting for the first time since I broke my arm.

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 3d

Are you there for a Rhys event or is this the biggest jumpscare of all time?

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 4d

This is my hometown. I had to go to this ER multiple times. Delta Hospital has been struggling since I was in high school and there’s no good reason for it.

CTV News Kitchener @ctvnewskitchener.bsky.social · 4d

Delta Hospital ER closed overnight Saturday due to staffing shortage - Delta Hospital’s emergency room will be closed overnight Saturday due to physician staffing shortages.

Delta Hospital ER closed overnight Saturday due to staffing shortage

Delta Hospital’s emergency room will be closed overnight Saturday due to physician staffing shortages.

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Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 4d

[JASON STATHAM walks in the room. The ROCK stands up.]

The ROCK: Ah, my whole day just got a lot better.

JASON STATHAM: oh muh gaw, stahp

Scare-ahhhhh! 🎃 @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 4d

“I’ve seen that look before. Dominic Toretto just went rogue.” God, I love these rocks-in-heads movies.

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