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clinny bo binny
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i like house music, wizards, and bonsai
Relieved to learn that my brother is way more a chopped cooked unc than I am
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
*accidentally taps the top of my screen after scrolling 2km down my feed and it goes all the way to the top*
Just gonna kms I think
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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the two genders: melee and ranged
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!! HEMALURGY IS NOT OF RUIN!!! #cosmere #mistborn
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Got asked to DJ for my friends New Year’s party and it made me so unexpectedly happy!
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Why are we not using the hot water from cooling data centres as steam to turn hydro turbines??? this is why aliens don't talk to us 😩
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I think my Boy Throb hoodie just arrived in the mail omfg I’m so excited
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If these balls COULD TALK!
(These balls)
(These balls)
They’d tell us to shut up
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Oh yeah? Can ai jack me off and roll me a joint? Can ai give me a burrito and a prostate massage? No?
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I will not close and then immediately reopen Instagram. I will not close and then immediately reopen Instagram. I will not close-
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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the very rich people currently trying to rewrite our media consumption: what the people want is more canceled comedians whining about trans people

the audience, voting with their eyeballs: bring us more gay hockey sex
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Making bf walk the dog so I can get an advantage over him in sending Reels while he can’t send any back (I win)
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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js learned that whitexican does fart content
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sticker on the wall of the washroom I’m peeing in
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So like, if you're a furry, why do you shave your whole body?
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Used my 4K thunderbolt cable and my 140W power adapter to charge my penjamin at the office 💩
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Doctor Manhattan is so real because if I was able to manipulate matter at the subatomic level and gained a deterministic worldview I’d also just sit naked on Mars pondering my orb
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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i dont even have a funny caption i just wanted to share this with the group
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Sitting on a train beside a uni student studying law pasting screenshots of every one of her quiz questions into chatGPT. We are so fucked
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Bf when playing with the dog: “I think he’s left-handed!”
Bro he’s a DOG
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If I directed a straight porn I would call it The Thot Experiment
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Way ahead of you there sister 🤭
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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we're overdue for covfefe 2
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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I have divaticulitis
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM