Jackson Miller
@sovietjazz.bsky.social
narrative designer, writer, aspiring lich
All opinions are the result of consensus reached by the spiders psionically controlling me.
All opinions are the result of consensus reached by the spiders psionically controlling me.
Not really the vibe I get from statements like this.
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Not really the vibe I get from statements like this.
I believe in our power as a species to find new ways to do stupid shit. If we can’t re-create president JK Simmon’s Mount Rushmore death ray from C&C Red Alert 3 why even live honestly.
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I believe in our power as a species to find new ways to do stupid shit. If we can’t re-create president JK Simmon’s Mount Rushmore death ray from C&C Red Alert 3 why even live honestly.
I almost got corrupted by ancient aliens mind-poison as a child but thankfully bigger Luke theory came along and my Star Wars autism kicked in. We need to get more people on this.
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I almost got corrupted by ancient aliens mind-poison as a child but thankfully bigger Luke theory came along and my Star Wars autism kicked in. We need to get more people on this.
Dibs on being gunnery officer. I recommend we get a few puckle guns to mount on the deck for style points
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dibs on being gunnery officer. I recommend we get a few puckle guns to mount on the deck for style points
Here’s mine btw, it’s a war game, not a ttrpg (although I’ve seen people adapt the rules into one). It’s the only rulebook I’ve come across so far that openly encourages smashing power gamers’ hands with a hammer.
December 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Here’s mine btw, it’s a war game, not a ttrpg (although I’ve seen people adapt the rules into one). It’s the only rulebook I’ve come across so far that openly encourages smashing power gamers’ hands with a hammer.
Anything by Robert Rath. You WILL. Read the Infinite and the Divine.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Anything by Robert Rath. You WILL. Read the Infinite and the Divine.
It’s not happening, season 8 was based on GRRM’s drafts and now he’s terrified people will hate whatever comes out.
Don’t worry though! There is a path forward.
Embrace whimsy
Embrace Discworld
Don’t worry though! There is a path forward.
Embrace whimsy
Embrace Discworld
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It’s not happening, season 8 was based on GRRM’s drafts and now he’s terrified people will hate whatever comes out.
Don’t worry though! There is a path forward.
Embrace whimsy
Embrace Discworld
Don’t worry though! There is a path forward.
Embrace whimsy
Embrace Discworld
This model is actually referencing some OG “dark elder slave” models from games workshop, which aren’t even lore accurate because we all know sex slavery is way too vanilla for dark elder. They jump straight to the neuron stimulator that makes you feel like you’re being roasted alive.
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This model is actually referencing some OG “dark elder slave” models from games workshop, which aren’t even lore accurate because we all know sex slavery is way too vanilla for dark elder. They jump straight to the neuron stimulator that makes you feel like you’re being roasted alive.
BWWWWHHAAHHAAHAAA YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
BWWWWHHAAHHAAHAAA YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
You think politicians are human?
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You think politicians are human?
“Yea, make sure the landing craft flattens her residence specifically”.
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Yea, make sure the landing craft flattens her residence specifically”.
Hellboy’s wisecracks aren’t even intrusive he’s very subdued in the comics.
September 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hellboy’s wisecracks aren’t even intrusive he’s very subdued in the comics.
That’s not true there’s a faction of HOI4 players that just want to commit the entire industrial output of the British commonwealth to producing bob semple tanks.
September 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
That’s not true there’s a faction of HOI4 players that just want to commit the entire industrial output of the British commonwealth to producing bob semple tanks.
Why is the game called BLU prince when RED team has control of the point??
April 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Why is the game called BLU prince when RED team has control of the point??
But I need this in order to realize my dream of becoming the “guy from a warrior culture that follows his people’s code of honor” It’s one of my favorite sci-fi tropes.
April 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
But I need this in order to realize my dream of becoming the “guy from a warrior culture that follows his people’s code of honor” It’s one of my favorite sci-fi tropes.
