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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 8h

if dampness ye see, brandon marsh be he.

if the beardo be dry, tis jayson werth ye spy.

original irate fan @whygavs.bsky.social · 8h

intellectually i understand that brandon marsh is a different person and player than jayson werth but that has still never once stopped my brain from going, "oh shit jayson werth is still playing?!?" every time i see brandon marsh on my television

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 8h

One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 9h

Schwarbomb?

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 8h

That was topper saying fuck you to all of us lol

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 9h

Gonna need a smoke after that

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 9h

Dodgers pen is trash we can do this

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 9h

Yankees eliminated

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 9h

ACAB includes umps

Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 9h

[redacted] all the umps.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 9h

I joked about it but it may actually be worthwhile for every Dem who gets on tv to start saying Stephen Miller is the real president

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 10h

U.S. Northern Command says that elements of the Texas national guard are now “employed in the greater Chicago area.”

The statement claims that they’ve been deployed to protect ICE and federal property.

U.S. Northern Command &
@USNorthernCmd
X.com
Effective today, elements of the Texas National Guard, under Title 10 authority and command and control of U.S. Northern Command, are employed in the greater Chicago area.
These soldiers are employed to protect U.S.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other
U.S. Government personnel who are performing federal functions, including the enforcement of federal law, and to protect federal property.
For the latest information on our Federal Protection Mission, please see the link below:

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 9h

Schwarbomb?

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

A goblin

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

It wasn’t far enough outside to swing at

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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · Jun 18

POV: you're a baseball and this is the last thing you see

klye schwarber outside a wawa pointing at a delicious iced beverage

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

Out of the stadium!!! Boom!!

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

I’m 47 and that post is about me. Sorry everyone we are old

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

From a physics standpoint a stack of weights instead of a plate can be a bit more unsteady due to a longer lever point. If your form is good, you shouldn’t notice it.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · 11h

What kinda music do I like?
*taps dumpster

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

That “shittin mah pants” feeling. It starts out weirdly warm….

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10h

It is remarkable that of all the celebrities from the '80s who've gone full fash Axl Rose of all people zoomed in the other direction.

Meia tigela @brunodoamaral.bsky.social · 1d

No show do Guns N' Roses de ontem em Bogotá, o Axl recebeu essa bandeira da plateia durante a música Civil War.

Cantor Axl Rose, homem branco de meia idade com cabelo louro, segura uma bandeira da palestina com o logotipo do Guns N' Roses e escrito "I don't need your civil war".

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

Apparently they want to send Ranger out to start an inning only. So if Nola needs the hook mid inning, banks will close out the inning and ranger will pitch next.

Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

Things are going great! Why do you ask?

Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 10h

Tanner Banks is warming up in the first inning.

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

Absolute legend

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

He’s the “starter closer”? Which is a thing I learned about 5 minutes ago?

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

Nola is looking extra moist tonight

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Red OctoBot @soybot.bsky.social · 10h

I feel like he got kicked out of anonymous for being too aggressive