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Renegade high school teacher with a head full of stories, a mouth full of sass, and a heart full of song
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THIS THIS THIS THIS
Andor nails it — Many of Nazism's earliest supporters ended up in the camps. The man who wrote 'First They Came For' was an anti-communist Minister who cheered the incarceration of socialists. The poem is a warning about the dangers of supporting authoritarianism that you think works for you.
May 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Good golly.

A ‘minced oath’ is a euphemistic expression formed by deliberately misspelling, mispronouncing, or replacing a part of a profanity.

Many minced oaths avoid taking the Lord’s name in vain.

For example, ‘gee whiz’ is mostly a minced oath for ‘Jesus.’
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May 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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God
-golly
-goodness
-gosh
-egad
-zounds (God’s wounds)
-gadzooks (God’s hooks)
-OMG
-confound it

Jesus Christ
-Jiminy Crickets
-Jeepers Creepers
-sheesh
-cheese and crackers

Christ
-crikey
-cripes
-for crying out loud
May 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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We also use it for good old-fashioned curse words.

-flipping
-shucks
-tarnation
-fooey
-balderdash
-WTF
-frickin’

We hope you loved the bejeezus out of this post and please mince your oaths responsibly.
May 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It's my wife and It's 7th wedding anniversary. I was promised there would be chicks coming out of the woodwork to tempt infidelity by now. I'm still waiting...

Well, at least it's been a beautiful ride. 2 kids, a mortgage, car payments, and careers later. It's been great getting old together so far
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Why do they only prescribe the good shit when you're close to death?
March 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Why is it that whenever you have times that you need to be taken care of, everyone else reveals that they can't even care for themselves because you've been doing it for them? Just me?
March 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Forget Simpsons Did It. What about Calvin Called It?
March 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Losing faith in every single public figure and institution has done wonders for my Impostor Syndrome
March 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Phoenix Squad: Rebels with a Cause
February 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
It's nice to be back at the part of the year where being outside at 6 PM isn't pitch black
February 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Public education is the backbone of American democracy.

In the richest country in the history of the world, we cannot abandon our teachers and our public schools.
February 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Stephen. Remind people that they’re not helpless
February 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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You see a lot of theories on when the Internet went wrong but I think people are missing the big one: That time Willow scanned that cursed book containing the soul of Moloch "the Corruptor" while helping Giles in the Sunnydale High School library.
February 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If anyone needs help defining the USA's new form of government:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpora...
Corporatocracy - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why doesn't Batman dance anymore?
February 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
It's going to be a long night in Arkham City
February 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When Knightfalls
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Teen Titans: the other years
February 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
A Bad Batch of clones
February 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just posing some Titans
February 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.
February 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Also, can I just say that living in a newborn baby haze is a great way to combat the existential dread I would be otherwise be feeling underneath my meds.
January 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM