Soysaucebeast
@soysaucebeast.bsky.social
She/Her or They/Them
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Mandatory Age Verification for "adult websites" starts in Missouri today. I wonder how many people are going to be REAL MAD they can't jork it on pornhub now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Mandatory Age Verification for "adult websites" starts in Missouri today. I wonder how many people are going to be REAL MAD they can't jork it on pornhub now.
Lmao, my husband, who is WELL AWARE that I can't stand dark meat, tried a new recipe for Thanksgiving that consists ENTIRELY of dark meat.
Guess it's sides for me!
Guess it's sides for me!
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lmao, my husband, who is WELL AWARE that I can't stand dark meat, tried a new recipe for Thanksgiving that consists ENTIRELY of dark meat.
Guess it's sides for me!
Guess it's sides for me!
I'm sitting here in a blanket and slippers and a jacket, and STILL COLD just because the dang cats want the windows open and I can't say no.
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm sitting here in a blanket and slippers and a jacket, and STILL COLD just because the dang cats want the windows open and I can't say no.
My work annoys me sometimes, but then there are times like this when I'm getting paid to sit in my PJs and play fetch with my cat.
I GUESS I can tolerate it a little longer.
I GUESS I can tolerate it a little longer.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My work annoys me sometimes, but then there are times like this when I'm getting paid to sit in my PJs and play fetch with my cat.
I GUESS I can tolerate it a little longer.
I GUESS I can tolerate it a little longer.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I'm on my first WFH shift at my brand new job, and two hours in MY CAT CHEWED THROUGH THE CABLE ON MY HEADSET
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'm on my first WFH shift at my brand new job, and two hours in MY CAT CHEWED THROUGH THE CABLE ON MY HEADSET
Some dudes are on my balcony doing some work, and my cats are CONCERNED
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Some dudes are on my balcony doing some work, and my cats are CONCERNED
Well, today's the first day at the new job.
I'm at 4 jobs this year and I'm tiiiiiiiiiiired.
I'm at 4 jobs this year and I'm tiiiiiiiiiiired.
October 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Well, today's the first day at the new job.
I'm at 4 jobs this year and I'm tiiiiiiiiiiired.
I'm at 4 jobs this year and I'm tiiiiiiiiiiired.
As a dispatcher IRL, I should not be excited for the "your job! But a video game!" game.
BUT I AM
BUT I AM
Dispatch is $26.99 on Steam (10% off launch discount) bit.ly/47kHSbU
$29.99 US PSN buff.ly/EH6aWUp
Deck verified
$29.99 US PSN buff.ly/EH6aWUp
Deck verified
October 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
As a dispatcher IRL, I should not be excited for the "your job! But a video game!" game.
BUT I AM
BUT I AM
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💙 HIRING 2D ANIMATORS! 🧡
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Freelance Opportunity (Paid Per Frame)
Remote Role with No Set Hours
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#animationjobs
Toon Boom Harmony Premium Required
Freelance Opportunity (Paid Per Frame)
Remote Role with No Set Hours
Experience with Toon Boom's Master Controllers is Essential
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#animationjobs
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
💙 HIRING 2D ANIMATORS! 🧡
Toon Boom Harmony Premium Required
Freelance Opportunity (Paid Per Frame)
Remote Role with No Set Hours
Experience with Toon Boom's Master Controllers is Essential
Full details in link attached 🔗 forms.gle/H56SyCQxHQ8q...
#animationjobs
Toon Boom Harmony Premium Required
Freelance Opportunity (Paid Per Frame)
Remote Role with No Set Hours
Experience with Toon Boom's Master Controllers is Essential
Full details in link attached 🔗 forms.gle/H56SyCQxHQ8q...
#animationjobs
Nothing like spending two hours cleaning on the OFF CHANCE that someone MIGHT come to visit later.
October 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nothing like spending two hours cleaning on the OFF CHANCE that someone MIGHT come to visit later.
I was just thinking that I want to read more books with the vibe of this music video and realized it's almost literally the plot of The Gunslinger by Stephen King.
youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyI?...
youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyI?...
Muse - Knights Of Cydonia (Video)
YouTube video by Muse
youtu.be
October 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I was just thinking that I want to read more books with the vibe of this music video and realized it's almost literally the plot of The Gunslinger by Stephen King.
youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyI?...
youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyI?...
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Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
I'm finally going to cave and read the plastic-eating dangerous crow boy book. Is the only place to get the ebook on Amazon?
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm finally going to cave and read the plastic-eating dangerous crow boy book. Is the only place to get the ebook on Amazon?
Ain't doin' that!
October 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Ain't doin' that!
@humbledadgames.bsky.social saw this and immediately thought of you
October 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@humbledadgames.bsky.social saw this and immediately thought of you
I have the weirdest fucking cat.
October 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I have the weirdest fucking cat.
My cats have discovered Kitty TV.
September 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My cats have discovered Kitty TV.
Turns out I hate my new job!
Anyone got any leads for something not shitty in STL?
Anyone got any leads for something not shitty in STL?
September 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Turns out I hate my new job!
Anyone got any leads for something not shitty in STL?
Anyone got any leads for something not shitty in STL?
Plum has discovered Stray.
August 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Plum has discovered Stray.
Can't say I'm a goon anymore :(
August 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Can't say I'm a goon anymore :(
I got them yin yang cats
August 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I got them yin yang cats
If you see this, post a character with white hair.
Hoid and Design are just little guys! Nothing nefarious here!
Hoid and Design are just little guys! Nothing nefarious here!
July 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you see this, post a character with white hair.
Hoid and Design are just little guys! Nothing nefarious here!
Hoid and Design are just little guys! Nothing nefarious here!