Insulting me won’t work…

I’m a ruthless cunt.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

I’m the only female at my blue collar job and the only person there who didn’t vote for trump, and let me tell youuu, these men might be smart enough to do this job, but they’re all dumber than a box of rocks when it comes to the economy and marginalized people’s rights. Idk how long I can do this.

“He’s a smart businessman…he’s going to fix the economy…”

Me:

#MondayMotivation for redheads....

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

These are my children who I gave birth to. I also have a real human child I gave birth to but they will remain faceless