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Andy
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I don’t even go here!
Schumer is a spineless nutsack.

I pinky promise.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I spy….a man with a functioning brain:
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Enjoy every sandwich
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
So when are we gonna Snowpiercer this shit?
October 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It's almost that time, kids!.. The holiday season is fast approaching. The holiday stress is no longer just about searching for the perfect gifts for your loved ones, no.

It's also about trying to fabricate new and creative excuses to avoid seeing your condescending brainwashed cultist family!
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I miss who my parents were before fox entertainment and the pedo.
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I mean… 😬
September 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Yeah but is he?
September 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Nothing beats a Jet2 Epstein list!
July 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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“I did not text parade plans,” a defiant Hegseth said.
Trump’s Parade Called Off After Hegseth Accidentally Invites Houthi Rebels
“I did not text parade plans,” a defiant Hegseth said.
www.borowitzreport.com
June 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wait... So Death Star is one word?
a woman in a white uniform has a badge on her chest that says ' emperor '
ALT: a woman in a white uniform has a badge on her chest that says ' emperor '
media.tenor.com
June 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Page One must have been crowded.

So NYT puts it on Page 13. 🤡

@schooley.bsky.social
May 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.
May 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The pope shoulda said thank you.
April 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why won’t he just talk too much about how he was able to grow an entirely new ear? He’s the healthiest man alive! #happynewear
April 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I wonder what it feels like to be dumb and lack basic pattern recognition.
April 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Praise be…
April 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I'm done asking it to make sense.
April 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My dad absolutely LOVES Fox News. Every time I visit my parents, he has the TV blasting while he giggles and makes heart eyes at Jesse Watters.

He also LOVES milkshakes.

I can’t wait to bring him one without a fucking straw and see him lose his g’damn mind.

Time to man up, pops.
April 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It’s been some time since I’ve actually been proud to be an American.

Today gave me a little dose of hope and a whole lot of pride to be surrounded by like-minded humans who are sick of the bullshit.

I’m happy to have randomly been in DC with my wife and MIL to be part of the #HandsOff protest.
April 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM