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Trump could declare himself Emperor and Schumer and Jeffries would politely post on X that they’re “disappointed.”
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Trump could declare himself Emperor and Schumer and Jeffries would politely post on X that they’re “disappointed.”
Schumer is a spineless nutsack.
I pinky promise.
I pinky promise.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Schumer is a spineless nutsack.
I pinky promise.
I pinky promise.
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I spy….a man with a functioning brain:
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I spy….a man with a functioning brain:
So when are we gonna Snowpiercer this shit?
October 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So when are we gonna Snowpiercer this shit?
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Black Cat Chronicles: “Spider Cat” (From last year) #blackcatchronicles #spidercat #illustration #kidlitart #picturebookillustration #scbwi #mixedmedia #whimsy
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Black Cat Chronicles: “Spider Cat” (From last year) #blackcatchronicles #spidercat #illustration #kidlitart #picturebookillustration #scbwi #mixedmedia #whimsy
It's almost that time, kids!.. The holiday season is fast approaching. The holiday stress is no longer just about searching for the perfect gifts for your loved ones, no.
It's also about trying to fabricate new and creative excuses to avoid seeing your condescending brainwashed cultist family!
It's also about trying to fabricate new and creative excuses to avoid seeing your condescending brainwashed cultist family!
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's almost that time, kids!.. The holiday season is fast approaching. The holiday stress is no longer just about searching for the perfect gifts for your loved ones, no.
It's also about trying to fabricate new and creative excuses to avoid seeing your condescending brainwashed cultist family!
It's also about trying to fabricate new and creative excuses to avoid seeing your condescending brainwashed cultist family!
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
I miss who my parents were before fox entertainment and the pedo.
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I miss who my parents were before fox entertainment and the pedo.
Nothing beats a Jet2 Epstein list!
July 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Nothing beats a Jet2 Epstein list!
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“I did not text parade plans,” a defiant Hegseth said.
Trump’s Parade Called Off After Hegseth Accidentally Invites Houthi Rebels
“I did not text parade plans,” a defiant Hegseth said.
www.borowitzreport.com
June 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“I did not text parade plans,” a defiant Hegseth said.
Wait... So Death Star is one word?
a woman in a white uniform has a badge on her chest that says ' emperor '
ALT: a woman in a white uniform has a badge on her chest that says ' emperor '
media.tenor.com
June 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Wait... So Death Star is one word?
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
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Bravo, young man! www.comicsands.com/autistic-boy...
Autistic 4th Grader Goes Viral For Powerful Rebuke To RFK Jr.: 'I'm Not Broken'
Beautifully stated, young man!
www.comicsands.com
May 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Bravo, young man! www.comicsands.com/autistic-boy...
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May 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.
May 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.
The pope shoulda said thank you.
April 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The pope shoulda said thank you.
Why won’t he just talk too much about how he was able to grow an entirely new ear? He’s the healthiest man alive! #happynewear
April 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Why won’t he just talk too much about how he was able to grow an entirely new ear? He’s the healthiest man alive! #happynewear
I wonder what it feels like to be dumb and lack basic pattern recognition.
April 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I wonder what it feels like to be dumb and lack basic pattern recognition.
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I'm done asking it to make sense.
April 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm done asking it to make sense.
My dad absolutely LOVES Fox News. Every time I visit my parents, he has the TV blasting while he giggles and makes heart eyes at Jesse Watters.
He also LOVES milkshakes.
I can’t wait to bring him one without a fucking straw and see him lose his g’damn mind.
Time to man up, pops.
He also LOVES milkshakes.
I can’t wait to bring him one without a fucking straw and see him lose his g’damn mind.
Time to man up, pops.
April 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My dad absolutely LOVES Fox News. Every time I visit my parents, he has the TV blasting while he giggles and makes heart eyes at Jesse Watters.
He also LOVES milkshakes.
I can’t wait to bring him one without a fucking straw and see him lose his g’damn mind.
Time to man up, pops.
He also LOVES milkshakes.
I can’t wait to bring him one without a fucking straw and see him lose his g’damn mind.
Time to man up, pops.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.