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spacelawyer.bsky.social
Space Lawyer
@spacelawyer.bsky.social
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My legal practice is out of this world. Michigan Wolverine. MilSky. Veteran of GWOT-ish era, 2 different Wars on Drugs, and the Ever Righteous Eternal War on Ohio State. My views do not reflect those of my employer.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 2h
Looking forward to seeing shots of a standoff between the Swiss Guard and ICE
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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 2h
given how bad this admin are at optics they're going to get into a fight with the catholics at some point i fear
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 18h
My wife: that's the most Midwestern thing I've seen

Me: nah. Now, you take that and put it in a jello mold

Her: and call it pierogi salad
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👻 Boo!-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 1d
This is just cruel to launch during a playoff series when tickets are scarce:
The Detroit Tigers launch Pierogi Nachos.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 1d
Chicken cartilage.

Not "love" but I find durian to be "ok" (or "better than it smells") which still makes me a pariah (fairly)
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 2d
I don't know who this guy was that got banned that's caused a ruckus. But I did notice his username is perilously close to my own and I don't like that.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 2d
I knew that spider looked familiar
Arachneon from Futurama
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 2d
Ahh! I had him for Media Law! He rocked.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 2d
Nah, you just yell really loudly, "I am suing you!" And that pretty much solves it.

The briefs, research, caselaw, etc, it's all just us doing our protection racket.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 3d
Eat em up!
A badly painted knockoff Tigers logo
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 4d
Klatt: Why is Fickell not using timeouts?

Because he's salary. Each minute he's at work that he doesn't need to be is just giving it away for free/reducing his rate. True grinders know this.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 4d
In my defense, my job does not in any way involve catching a ball. Which is good, because I'd be very, very bad if it were.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 4d
Memo to Michigan WR's who are not Maculley and Marsh:
Wide receivers, your job, not unlike Ken, is just catch.

If you don't do that, all the other stuff is irrelevant.

I get that some of them are "hard," but, that's the job.

Sincerely, a guy who couldn't catch a beach ball
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 4d
Michigan-Wisconsin game:

"Here's your problem, someone set the defenses to 'off'"
Evil Krysty doll with Evil/Good setting
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 5d
This is going to merge in an unhealthy way with the Gifted Kids discourse though
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 5d
Ohio Bobcats queue up a "video of Ohio rival coach disrespecting us" and you see an uncanny valley Jim Harbaugh delivering a nonsensical diss track against the Buckeyes
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 5d
Looking forward to getting a GWOD/GWAD (Global War on Drugs/against Drugs)
DARE logo inside a military ribbon
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 7d
100 hots
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 7d
I saw a guy grab the cup a guy was using to beg for coins and walk off. The guy begging only had 1 leg. I guess if you're going to rob someone, that's smart in terms of making a getaway, but also incredibly cold
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 8d
Night in the Woods
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 10d
Oktoberfest at the Dayton Art Institute. Too hot out for this. But solid food/drink/people watching
Plate of German food and beer (sadly mostly gone)
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 10d
Things of that nature
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10d
you never know where you’ll find inspiration
crab rangoon inspired dip
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 10d
Laces out on Iowa's FG attempt. Never fails (or succeeds)
a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` laces out '' written on the screen .
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` laces out '' written on the screen .
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 10d
Do I salute him or does he salute me?
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 11d
Portland doesn’t need the military. Portland has its own defenses.
The Unipiper, a Portland institution, shown here wearing utilikilt, coconut shell bra, and Darth Vader mask with brightly colored snorkel, while riding a unicycle and carrying a beach ball and, of course, trademark flaming bagpipes.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 10d
A better husband would've spared her this indignity by getting drunker and creating more of a scene
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 11d
Hockey would be problematic. Would love to see it in sumo
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 11d
Like watching USC keeping two deep safeties when they're obviously running.