Kingfisher & Wombat
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Wrote some books, won some awards. Strong feelings about plants. She/her
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Yes, sort of? There’s a group of scorpions with fragile tails that break off like a lizard’s so they can escape predators. But the anus goes with it so they basically just poop inside the remaining tail stump until they die. It’s not mandatory, like it is with Demodex, but it’s reasonably common?
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Oh, high praise! Thank you!
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Nice to have met you! Thank you for coming out to Fright Night!
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Oh god yeah, those guys are great!
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One of many things that lives in my head rent free was a dude posting on reddit to ask if Soylent was perfectly engineered for only what his body needed, why was he still pooping? He was very pro-Soylent, just curious.
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what if you're a big fan of Soylent because eating is just too much of a bother
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Yup. My husband lived on shakes after getting major dental surgery and you have never seen a man attack solid food with such passion when he was cleared for it.
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Yes! Or from the NC botanical garden. You can pitcher plants there too!
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Ack! Sorry, I was posting at lunch.
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This is true and they are super endangered by poachers who shovel them up by the hundreds and sell them at flea markets and shit. You should not buy the plants and if you happen to kick the poacher in the shins on accident, no one will hear about it from me.
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still amazing to me the number of movies, games, etc. which have Venus Flytrap-based creatures in some form compared to the actual native range of Venus Flytrap, which is like, the great untamed jungles of a few wet pine savannas in North Carolina
map illustrating the native range of Venus Flytrap plants, just a little half circle around coastal North and South Carolina in USA
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Gonna need all my Epson peeps to keep this one on hand for me.
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I live for the day when someone writes in an obituary "____ passed away after a long battle with the wireless printer"
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If it does well, it is possible there may be a follow up.
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The rich guy is named Levy, he moved to New Zealand and turned the property into a wedding venue called Levyland.
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Not for me, but I’m old.
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UK readers, we got a coupon thing!
A Waterstones ad featuring Nine Goblins, which you can preorder for 25%! Neat!
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October Spooky Reads: What Stalks the Deep by @tkingfisher.com

The latest Alex Easton book sees the sworn soldier arriving in the US to help out an old friend, but frankly nothing is what it seems.

This is the most Ursula of books: creepy, gross, horrifyingly pragmatic. A+ plotting and dialog
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That drops next year! Next drop is Snake-Eater.
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I would too! But I lived in NC for 15 years and have seen them, I was just squinting at the image on my phone.
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Friends, some advice if you plan on spending time outside in an animal costume, sharing for no particular reason:

-You will sweat a lot more than you think. Have water/snacks

-You cannot move well (the Left Shark guy is a trained experienced professional dancer). Don’t run or you’ll trip and fall.
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Just finished an incredible advanced reader for @mcintyres.bsky.social from @tkingfisher.com Nine Goblins is a rip roaringly hilarious read that you will not be able to put down! #booksky📚🪐 💙 #reviews #newreleases
Cover of Nine Goblins with a review ... Nine Goblins by T. Kingfisher is an incredible read. The adventures of the 19th Goblin Infantry in their war against the Humans and Eves is a spellbinding, rip roaringly hilarious romp thru magic, cultural differences, kittens, stuffed animals, trolls, skeletons, wizards, Elven Rangers and the scariest antagonist of them all: humans.
Kingfisher has created an incredible cast of characters that will keep you enthralled and entertained, desperately hoping for more.
Possibly the most fun read I can recommend. You will never think of goblins again in the same way. It was the first story they wrote and what a journey they have taken us on.
Releases in January 2026
Matt C - 2026
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Absolutely how you do it. No one wants to be a nazi bar.
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We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game

So he flipped his positive review to negative

Still totally worth it
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It’s possible. For obvious reasons I did not wish to take a closer look!