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Spanky Quigman, Esquire, LLC
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I am optometrist by nature, you know?

Some have asked: profile pic is Bobbie (she/her), GSP mix rescue, banner pic is Mortimer (he/him), mountain cur mix rescue. Don’t adopt hound dogs if you don’t want PITA dogs but they are precious life forms.
Apparently on the Buccaneers defense
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Not really. Epstein was socially confident and ran a successful international crime syndicate for decades. He profited from the craven insecurity and grasping need of the likes of Trump and Musk. They’re nowhere near the level of Jeffrey Epstein as predators, more like opportunistic carrion eaters.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Don’t sell yourself short. I’d have been there to talk to both of you!
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
He knows he committed crimes. And he knows no one–NO ONE–has his back. That must be scary.

Good.

He knew better. He must be convicted and spend the rest of his life in jail as a lesson to everyone else who thinks they can get away with this just because they think the CiC will protect them.
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Seriously. I’m bog-standard cis masculine guy and feel the need to reboot masculinity, like, never. I’ve interacted with a trans-woman waiter and a trans-man docent within the last week which, weirdly, failed to stop me from being sexually aroused by attractive women. WTF is wrong with these dudes?
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
She always seems so smugly pleased with herself. Thing is, what she’s pleased with is exactly the same thing that makes everyone else want to slap that smugness right off her face.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What a pathetic loser.
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The difference in the way Monet rendered different conditions reflects the way we *experience* those conditions: edges are fuzzy in the fog, curves soften in the shadows, contrasts between various elements affect how they interact. He conveyed the reality of scenes better than photographs.
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
element out there to short-circuit our slaughter of Venezuela fishermen, oops, that didn’t work, where the fuck was Stanislav Petrov then, hm?
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It is a thing: an exceptional situation that “proves” a particular point. And I’m not advocating for a fully autonomous situation: my only point is that, in the end, it doesn’t fucking matter. How many systems filled with “human safeguards” end up slaughtering people? Great keeping the human…
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Because humans never make mistakes, so that should definitely eliminate the problem.
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The fucking linked article.
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Try reading the article first.
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh ffs “here are 5,000 examples of why the right is ass and we discuss how this shows why both the left and the right are ass”

No, you are ass and I would unsubscribe again and again if only I could
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I think I hear an accent there. That guy sure doesn’t sound American. Why are we importing anti-vax cranks when we have *plenty* of true American patriots who are just as anti-vax cranky as any foreigner?
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM