Spatulo
@spatulo.bsky.social
General purpose nerd. Pronouns are He/Him. Holding onto what I am, pretending I’m a Superman.
ATTEMPTED murder of millions! Now honestly what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?!
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
ATTEMPTED murder of millions! Now honestly what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?!
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up there with this classic:
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odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.
sailor: [raising hand] what's an odyssey?
odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.
sailor: oh ok wait what.
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December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
up there with this classic:
Alan Wake tells you exactly what it’s about when it opens on a Stephen King quote, then makes a Shining reference that even our protagonist calls out. The reality bending story is a fun mystery to unravel, and the light and shadow based action is fun if a bit simplistic.
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Alan Wake tells you exactly what it’s about when it opens on a Stephen King quote, then makes a Shining reference that even our protagonist calls out. The reality bending story is a fun mystery to unravel, and the light and shadow based action is fun if a bit simplistic.