Speccy Twat
@speccytwat.bsky.social
Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order).
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
The beauty of that syrup was its ability, when upturned, to hold a decent portion of soup.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The beauty of that syrup was its ability, when upturned, to hold a decent portion of soup.
And then they go all adorable and you forgive them bloody anything 🤩
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
And then they go all adorable and you forgive them bloody anything 🤩
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
Resting bitch face 👇🏼
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Resting bitch face 👇🏼
Dictator - fucking LOVE you guys!
Oh, and I made a Grand Design - *proud face* 🤩
Oh, and I made a Grand Design - *proud face* 🤩
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dictator - fucking LOVE you guys!
Oh, and I made a Grand Design - *proud face* 🤩
Oh, and I made a Grand Design - *proud face* 🤩
Heading to Salford to see Dictator tonight (the most excellent band, not the Seething Satsuma [other dictators are available]). Traffic is so cool and fun!
🫠
Still, it’s another opportunity to pretend I’m not utterly clapped out… Woohoo! 🥳😎
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Still, it’s another opportunity to pretend I’m not utterly clapped out… Woohoo! 🥳😎
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Heading to Salford to see Dictator tonight (the most excellent band, not the Seething Satsuma [other dictators are available]). Traffic is so cool and fun!
🫠
Still, it’s another opportunity to pretend I’m not utterly clapped out… Woohoo! 🥳😎
🫠
Still, it’s another opportunity to pretend I’m not utterly clapped out… Woohoo! 🥳😎
Got bored at work.
An old ‘un, but golden.
Evening 😁
An old ‘un, but golden.
Evening 😁
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Got bored at work.
An old ‘un, but golden.
Evening 😁
An old ‘un, but golden.
Evening 😁
It really wasn’t though, was it, Tesco? 🤨 theory of relativity, right there (see? Actual *science* - you’re veh welcome.)
Ho ho fucking ho.
Ho ho fucking ho.
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It really wasn’t though, was it, Tesco? 🤨 theory of relativity, right there (see? Actual *science* - you’re veh welcome.)
Ho ho fucking ho.
Ho ho fucking ho.
“You ain’t seen me… right?” 🤨
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“You ain’t seen me… right?” 🤨
Roses are red,
(This one’s for the berks…):
(This one’s for the berks…):
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Roses are red,
(This one’s for the berks…):
(This one’s for the berks…):
I am eating some apple.
I am also being watched…
😁
I am also being watched…
😁
November 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I am eating some apple.
I am also being watched…
😁
I am also being watched…
😁
My canine overlords require promenading and emptying.
How is one to refuse such dignified requests…? 😁
How is one to refuse such dignified requests…? 😁
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My canine overlords require promenading and emptying.
How is one to refuse such dignified requests…? 😁
How is one to refuse such dignified requests…? 😁
But I need all the months… how is this a good deal?! 😳
(Morning 🤓)
(Morning 🤓)
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
But I need all the months… how is this a good deal?! 😳
(Morning 🤓)
(Morning 🤓)
I only scoffed it to not hurt my own feelings… 😇
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I only scoffed it to not hurt my own feelings… 😇
Oh yeah, baby… 🤘🏼😎😍
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Oh yeah, baby… 🤘🏼😎😍
October 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Nobody with any awareness of how cats function would buy this…
Cats give zero shits. As long as you cater to their every whim, they couldn’t care less about your emotions, or traditions.
Just give them 20 feet of tinsel to kill, and a festooned tree to launch onto; then they’ll enjoy Christmas 🤨
Cats give zero shits. As long as you cater to their every whim, they couldn’t care less about your emotions, or traditions.
Just give them 20 feet of tinsel to kill, and a festooned tree to launch onto; then they’ll enjoy Christmas 🤨
October 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nobody with any awareness of how cats function would buy this…
Cats give zero shits. As long as you cater to their every whim, they couldn’t care less about your emotions, or traditions.
Just give them 20 feet of tinsel to kill, and a festooned tree to launch onto; then they’ll enjoy Christmas 🤨
Cats give zero shits. As long as you cater to their every whim, they couldn’t care less about your emotions, or traditions.
Just give them 20 feet of tinsel to kill, and a festooned tree to launch onto; then they’ll enjoy Christmas 🤨
Cracking sunset as we headed westwards, incidentally 🤘🏼😎
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Cracking sunset as we headed westwards, incidentally 🤘🏼😎
Just seen some bloody awesome bands in Scousepool 🤩 particularly Danny’s Always Late (they will be BIG; you mark my words), and JJJIF (so damned cool).
Here’s Danny’s…, being marvellous.
Nice… 😎👌🏼
#FuckingAwesomeNight
Here’s Danny’s…, being marvellous.
Nice… 😎👌🏼
#FuckingAwesomeNight
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just seen some bloody awesome bands in Scousepool 🤩 particularly Danny’s Always Late (they will be BIG; you mark my words), and JJJIF (so damned cool).
Here’s Danny’s…, being marvellous.
Nice… 😎👌🏼
#FuckingAwesomeNight
Here’s Danny’s…, being marvellous.
Nice… 😎👌🏼
#FuckingAwesomeNight
Some history bobbins on BBC2, and apparently, Mary Tudor not only wrote the theme tune; she also sang the theme tune.
Who knew?
Who knew?
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Some history bobbins on BBC2, and apparently, Mary Tudor not only wrote the theme tune; she also sang the theme tune.
Who knew?
Who knew?
“Oh, you don’t let your dogs on the furniture? Yeah, absolutely… What, me? No, definitely not! Haha! God, no…”
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🤓
October 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“Oh, you don’t let your dogs on the furniture? Yeah, absolutely… What, me? No, definitely not! Haha! God, no…”
🤓
🤓
Let’s see… ultimate weird deviancy to keep me busy when I finish work? Oh yeah!
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October 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Let’s see… ultimate weird deviancy to keep me busy when I finish work? Oh yeah!
👇🏼
👇🏼
No time for separate mains and pud?
NO PROBLEM!
😱
NO PROBLEM!
😱
October 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
No time for separate mains and pud?
NO PROBLEM!
😱
NO PROBLEM!
😱