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Speccy Twat

@speccytwat.bsky.social

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Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order). Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology. Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat. In specs.

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14m

I would do the points thing, but I couldn’t lever if I tried…

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 15m

This little delight, from @privateeyenews.bsky.social has made me audibly giggle through a gobful of granary toast and marmalade.

Mornin’. 🤓

“We’re a serious party now” says Ed Davey on jet ski…

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 13h

SCIENCE, INNIT?

Fuck me backwards with a conspiracy theory… couldn’t make this shit up, could you?

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 13h

Good lad.

Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 13h

Well, remember: impatience isn’t not unvirtuous, so think on and look sharp.

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 13h

The translucent lovechild of Joe Wilkinson, and Mr Bronson from Grange Hill.

Yeah; that old chestnut (that’s what Bronson called Little Bronson).

Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 13h

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a woman wearing a blue dress and blue gloves is standing in front of a sign that says free coffee .

Alt: Dick Emery. In a blue dress. Yep.

media.tenor.com

Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 13h

Best Monkees track: discuss.

NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 1d

Amethyst deceiver
#fungifriends

Purple mushroom with gills and a thin stem seen from below.

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 13h

Or any other gay club, however hard he tries…

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 15h

Covid Arse sounds dreadful 😳

Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 15h

Crackers!

Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 15h

(She goes to a different school.)

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 1d

Thuthpected ath much.

Thilly thod.

Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 1d

Precisely.

Bewilderment at his being chosen (“he’ll crack immediately!”) became delighted anticipation at what will follow.

Oh, it’s bloody smashing 😄

Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 1d

Thomething belonging to Phil?

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely loved it!
Just saying to my 17yo how there can be characters to whom you wouldn’t warm, perhaps, but in the context of the game, they can be incredibly entertaining.

Happy times.
😁😁😁