Speccy Twat
@speccytwat.bsky.social
Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order).
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
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Characteristically slightly late to the party, but just started watching #TheHack - it’s rather fucking wonderful, innit? Tennant is fantastic (really love the occasional fourth wall-breaking).
Get in! 😎👌🏼
Get in! 😎👌🏼
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Characteristically slightly late to the party, but just started watching #TheHack - it’s rather fucking wonderful, innit? Tennant is fantastic (really love the occasional fourth wall-breaking).
Get in! 😎👌🏼
Get in! 😎👌🏼
Best fart combo ever just emitted: rich resonant raspberryness, ending on an uplifting flugelhorn parp 🎺
And my 17yo refused to acknowledge its (seemingly) unquestionable brilliance! Also offered me a🖕🏼as he attempted to escape behind the bay window curtains… 💨
I feel I have failed as a parent.
😂
And my 17yo refused to acknowledge its (seemingly) unquestionable brilliance! Also offered me a🖕🏼as he attempted to escape behind the bay window curtains… 💨
I feel I have failed as a parent.
😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Best fart combo ever just emitted: rich resonant raspberryness, ending on an uplifting flugelhorn parp 🎺
And my 17yo refused to acknowledge its (seemingly) unquestionable brilliance! Also offered me a🖕🏼as he attempted to escape behind the bay window curtains… 💨
I feel I have failed as a parent.
😂
And my 17yo refused to acknowledge its (seemingly) unquestionable brilliance! Also offered me a🖕🏼as he attempted to escape behind the bay window curtains… 💨
I feel I have failed as a parent.
😂
Characteristically slightly late to the party, but just started watching #TheHack - it’s rather fucking wonderful, innit? Tennant is fantastic (really love the occasional fourth wall-breaking).
Get in! 😎👌🏼
Get in! 😎👌🏼
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Characteristically slightly late to the party, but just started watching #TheHack - it’s rather fucking wonderful, innit? Tennant is fantastic (really love the occasional fourth wall-breaking).
Get in! 😎👌🏼
Get in! 😎👌🏼
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"Labour are happily - gleefully - building up the infrastructure an authoritarian regime would find useful. It's a good job a right wing extremist party isn't topping the polls and stands no chance of winning the next election."
Labour's Continued Attacks on Liberty
Here is a story that won't stick in the headlines for more than a day. David Lammy has unveiled plans to curtail the right to jury trial for...
averypublicsociologist.blogspot.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
"Labour are happily - gleefully - building up the infrastructure an authoritarian regime would find useful. It's a good job a right wing extremist party isn't topping the polls and stands no chance of winning the next election."
Best possible accompanying photo, i newspaper… 🤓👌🏼
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Best possible accompanying photo, i newspaper… 🤓👌🏼
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new allegation concerning Farage’s behaviour when he was 18 years old
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
new allegation concerning Farage’s behaviour when he was 18 years old
Watching Ambulance on t’telly.
Really wish I’d tried to train as a paramedic when I was young enough/ not quite so clapped out…
Helping fellow humans during unanticipated shit times really appeals. I’m a stressy twat, but kinda click into pragmatism mode when 💩 hits the 🪭
Ah well 🤓
#Ambulance
Really wish I’d tried to train as a paramedic when I was young enough/ not quite so clapped out…
Helping fellow humans during unanticipated shit times really appeals. I’m a stressy twat, but kinda click into pragmatism mode when 💩 hits the 🪭
Ah well 🤓
#Ambulance
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Watching Ambulance on t’telly.
Really wish I’d tried to train as a paramedic when I was young enough/ not quite so clapped out…
Helping fellow humans during unanticipated shit times really appeals. I’m a stressy twat, but kinda click into pragmatism mode when 💩 hits the 🪭
Ah well 🤓
#Ambulance
Really wish I’d tried to train as a paramedic when I was young enough/ not quite so clapped out…
Helping fellow humans during unanticipated shit times really appeals. I’m a stressy twat, but kinda click into pragmatism mode when 💩 hits the 🪭
Ah well 🤓
#Ambulance
Yes, Sainsbury’s; I may have ordered slightly more goods* than I needed on this delivery, but I’ve also gathered half a crown’s worth of Nectar points, and a reimbursed soon-to-expire bag of bakery cookies.
So: who’s laughing now, huh? 🤨
*it’s them, obviously; I’m crying into a shiny new Habitat mug
So: who’s laughing now, huh? 🤨
*it’s them, obviously; I’m crying into a shiny new Habitat mug
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Yes, Sainsbury’s; I may have ordered slightly more goods* than I needed on this delivery, but I’ve also gathered half a crown’s worth of Nectar points, and a reimbursed soon-to-expire bag of bakery cookies.
So: who’s laughing now, huh? 🤨
*it’s them, obviously; I’m crying into a shiny new Habitat mug
So: who’s laughing now, huh? 🤨
*it’s them, obviously; I’m crying into a shiny new Habitat mug
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I honestly adore it. His Fairytale In New York one is inspired.
Fairytale of New York but all the lyrics are 'it was christmas eve babe' (feat. Lily Rae)
YouTube video by Michael M
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November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I honestly adore it. His Fairytale In New York one is inspired.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Don’t be fooled: this is what a bully looks like*
*a cute, benevolent, adoring bully, who only wants/ expects to eat that banana you’ve just snapped off the bunch, thank you veh much 🤩
*a cute, benevolent, adoring bully, who only wants/ expects to eat that banana you’ve just snapped off the bunch, thank you veh much 🤩
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Don’t be fooled: this is what a bully looks like*
*a cute, benevolent, adoring bully, who only wants/ expects to eat that banana you’ve just snapped off the bunch, thank you veh much 🤩
*a cute, benevolent, adoring bully, who only wants/ expects to eat that banana you’ve just snapped off the bunch, thank you veh much 🤩
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Who does Zack spook?
🍾Wealth-hoarders
💰The crony establishment
🏦Big capital
🏭Corporate planet-scrapers
🗞️Media gatekeepers
He must be saying something right!
JOIN join.greenparty.org.uk
DONATE if you can donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk
VOLUNTEER however you can
and VOTE 💚
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
🍾Wealth-hoarders
💰The crony establishment
🏦Big capital
🏭Corporate planet-scrapers
🗞️Media gatekeepers
He must be saying something right!
JOIN join.greenparty.org.uk
DONATE if you can donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk
VOLUNTEER however you can
and VOTE 💚
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Who does Zack spook?
🍾Wealth-hoarders
💰The crony establishment
🏦Big capital
🏭Corporate planet-scrapers
🗞️Media gatekeepers
He must be saying something right!
JOIN join.greenparty.org.uk
DONATE if you can donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk
VOLUNTEER however you can
and VOTE 💚
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
🍾Wealth-hoarders
💰The crony establishment
🏦Big capital
🏭Corporate planet-scrapers
🗞️Media gatekeepers
He must be saying something right!
JOIN join.greenparty.org.uk
DONATE if you can donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk
VOLUNTEER however you can
and VOTE 💚
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You want aspirational levels of glamour? You got it!
(Just sent this WhatsApp to my other half:)
‘Back.
Had a slash (not 🎩 🚬 🎸)
Now about to vacuum.
Living the DREAM 🤩😂’
Yep.
Aim for the stars; trip over some dog shit
#TwitTwatTwoo
🤘🏼
(Just sent this WhatsApp to my other half:)
‘Back.
Had a slash (not 🎩 🚬 🎸)
Now about to vacuum.
Living the DREAM 🤩😂’
Yep.
Aim for the stars; trip over some dog shit
#TwitTwatTwoo
🤘🏼
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You want aspirational levels of glamour? You got it!
(Just sent this WhatsApp to my other half:)
‘Back.
Had a slash (not 🎩 🚬 🎸)
Now about to vacuum.
Living the DREAM 🤩😂’
Yep.
Aim for the stars; trip over some dog shit
#TwitTwatTwoo
🤘🏼
(Just sent this WhatsApp to my other half:)
‘Back.
Had a slash (not 🎩 🚬 🎸)
Now about to vacuum.
Living the DREAM 🤩😂’
Yep.
Aim for the stars; trip over some dog shit
#TwitTwatTwoo
🤘🏼
They’re not wrong; that IS a great gift.
😎
😎
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
They’re not wrong; that IS a great gift.
😎
😎
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’s raining. My leg hurts.
I (seemingly… somehow) don’t appear to have landed the Euromillions wonga, and yet…
I am in a good mood. I’m happy.
Mostly. Yay!
Good morning, delightful fuckwits of the internet 😁🤘🏼
#InspoMateInnit
#WiffWaffWoof
I (seemingly… somehow) don’t appear to have landed the Euromillions wonga, and yet…
I am in a good mood. I’m happy.
Mostly. Yay!
Good morning, delightful fuckwits of the internet 😁🤘🏼
#InspoMateInnit
#WiffWaffWoof
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It’s raining. My leg hurts.
I (seemingly… somehow) don’t appear to have landed the Euromillions wonga, and yet…
I am in a good mood. I’m happy.
Mostly. Yay!
Good morning, delightful fuckwits of the internet 😁🤘🏼
#InspoMateInnit
#WiffWaffWoof
I (seemingly… somehow) don’t appear to have landed the Euromillions wonga, and yet…
I am in a good mood. I’m happy.
Mostly. Yay!
Good morning, delightful fuckwits of the internet 😁🤘🏼
#InspoMateInnit
#WiffWaffWoof
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM