Spoocky Twat
@speccytwat.bsky.social
Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order).
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
“It resembles a hand warmer, or lady’s muff…”
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November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“It resembles a hand warmer, or lady’s muff…”
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Them need learning and shit, innit? 😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Them need learning and shit, innit? 😂
🎵 “I know, I know; it’s serious…”
a man in a purple shirt is dancing on stage in front of a sign that says budweiser
Alt: Morrissey, cheerily throwing some shapes on stage.
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
🎵 “I know, I know; it’s serious…”
Spot of rapture wouldn’t go amiss, would it? 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Spot of rapture wouldn’t go amiss, would it? 🫠
“And what it all comes down to…
Is that everything’s going to be fine, fine, fine;
‘Cause I got one hand in my pocket…”
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Is that everything’s going to be fine, fine, fine;
‘Cause I got one hand in my pocket…”
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November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“And what it all comes down to…
Is that everything’s going to be fine, fine, fine;
‘Cause I got one hand in my pocket…”
🎵
Is that everything’s going to be fine, fine, fine;
‘Cause I got one hand in my pocket…”
🎵
The unquestionably glamorous offspring of Terry Wogan and #Susanalbumparty, Shirley?
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The unquestionably glamorous offspring of Terry Wogan and #Susanalbumparty, Shirley?
Was it from a bunker, or whilst dangling from a streetlight…?
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Was it from a bunker, or whilst dangling from a streetlight…?
I appreciate that degree of specificity.
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I appreciate that degree of specificity.
Have reposted, just in case it helps x really hope she turns up safely 🤞🏼
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Have reposted, just in case it helps x really hope she turns up safely 🤞🏼
I’ve got a bin* you can lob them in**, if that’s any help?
*mouth
**lob them in
*mouth
**lob them in
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I’ve got a bin* you can lob them in**, if that’s any help?
*mouth
**lob them in
*mouth
**lob them in
And then they go all adorable and you forgive them bloody anything 🤩
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
And then they go all adorable and you forgive them bloody anything 🤩
That’s rather next level mentalness, even from a Border 😂
At least there’s an obvious whiff of contrition emanating from the bed… hang on, it’s a bit too eggy for contrition 😬
At least there’s an obvious whiff of contrition emanating from the bed… hang on, it’s a bit too eggy for contrition 😬
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
That’s rather next level mentalness, even from a Border 😂
At least there’s an obvious whiff of contrition emanating from the bed… hang on, it’s a bit too eggy for contrition 😬
At least there’s an obvious whiff of contrition emanating from the bed… hang on, it’s a bit too eggy for contrition 😬