Spi-der
@spi-der.bsky.social
The designated "Spider-Man guy" of every friend group I've ever been in
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twitter nowadays is just posts saying "elon is a stinky baby" with 700 bluecheck replies all "Actually I have Elon's Dick Down My Throat Right Now and if you insult him Again I will Cry on his Tiny Balls"
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
twitter nowadays is just posts saying "elon is a stinky baby" with 700 bluecheck replies all "Actually I have Elon's Dick Down My Throat Right Now and if you insult him Again I will Cry on his Tiny Balls"
They only ever give me the hot dental hygenists
December 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
They only ever give me the hot dental hygenists
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Teenager me: everyone in charge is so stupid
Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions
Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid
Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions
Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Teenager me: everyone in charge is so stupid
Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions
Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid
Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions
Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid
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i saw people saying nagoshi was just doing yakuza again and i was so prepared to be like "oh my god guys its a crime game not every crime game is yakuza" and then i saw The Walk under the kabukicho gate and yeah he's just doing yakuza again lmao
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i saw people saying nagoshi was just doing yakuza again and i was so prepared to be like "oh my god guys its a crime game not every crime game is yakuza" and then i saw The Walk under the kabukicho gate and yeah he's just doing yakuza again lmao
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!!
im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.
play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg
im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.
play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!!
im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.
play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg
im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.
play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg
Back in the day I used to play so much minesweeper that I saw the numbered squares in my dreams
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Back in the day I used to play so much minesweeper that I saw the numbered squares in my dreams
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i've just had the most wonderful idea, let's all read Mob Psycho 100 again
October 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i've just had the most wonderful idea, let's all read Mob Psycho 100 again
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September 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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lrt: all fetishes can be boiled down to:
* To express innermost vulnerability
* To garner and abuse power
* To be relieved of obligation
* Feet
* To express innermost vulnerability
* To garner and abuse power
* To be relieved of obligation
* Feet
August 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
lrt: all fetishes can be boiled down to:
* To express innermost vulnerability
* To garner and abuse power
* To be relieved of obligation
* Feet
* To express innermost vulnerability
* To garner and abuse power
* To be relieved of obligation
* Feet
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Make sure you're always dressed to quest 🪄
July 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Make sure you're always dressed to quest 🪄
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Happy birthday to me 🥳
#karlach #karlachbg3 #karlachcosplay #baldursgate3 #baldursgate #dungeonsanddragons #baldursgatecosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #baldursgate3cosplay #larianstudios
#karlach #karlachbg3 #karlachcosplay #baldursgate3 #baldursgate #dungeonsanddragons #baldursgatecosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #baldursgate3cosplay #larianstudios
June 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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I think the guys at the comic store are judging me for being a basic bitch and only getting Marvel stuff
June 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I think the guys at the comic store are judging me for being a basic bitch and only getting Marvel stuff
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no matter how many times i see it majimas introduction cutscene in 0 riles me up like nothing else. all the lead up in and out of game, man. that's a goddamn cutscene
June 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
no matter how many times i see it majimas introduction cutscene in 0 riles me up like nothing else. all the lead up in and out of game, man. that's a goddamn cutscene
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always nice falling asleep to video essays until you wake up to the sobbing screams of akira nishikiyama
June 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
always nice falling asleep to video essays until you wake up to the sobbing screams of akira nishikiyama
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He can go fuck himself, actually.
Dems eye a villain-to-ally arc for Musk
www.politico.com
June 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
He can go fuck himself, actually.
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had this stuck in my head all week
June 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
had this stuck in my head all week
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