The Spectacular Spider-Malk 🏴🇪🇺🏳️🌈🇵🇸
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Movie bloke. Metal bloke. Suspiciously well-written tool of Deep Woke. Weekly Wackadoo.
38, he/him, Scotland
38, he/him, Scotland
There will come a day when I remember to take my glasses off before opening the oven door...
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There will come a day when I remember to take my glasses off before opening the oven door...
If shops can start putting crimbo stuff out in September, then I can damned well keep #SpookySeason2025 running well into November.
LET'S GO GDT YOU MAD SPOOKY BASTARD
LET'S GO GDT YOU MAD SPOOKY BASTARD
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If shops can start putting crimbo stuff out in September, then I can damned well keep #SpookySeason2025 running well into November.
LET'S GO GDT YOU MAD SPOOKY BASTARD
LET'S GO GDT YOU MAD SPOOKY BASTARD
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
There will come a day when I'm not embarrassed by my fellow men on social media...
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There will come a day when I'm not embarrassed by my fellow men on social media...
Absolute classic with Mrs Malk and the Malkling tonight #SpookySeason2025
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Absolute classic with Mrs Malk and the Malkling tonight #SpookySeason2025
If this isn't already in your regular spooky rotation, it damn well should be! #SpookySeason2025
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If this isn't already in your regular spooky rotation, it damn well should be! #SpookySeason2025
Yeah this one is still an absolute beaut. #SpookySeason2025
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Yeah this one is still an absolute beaut. #SpookySeason2025
Devil's Night, innit? #SpookySeason2025
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Devil's Night, innit? #SpookySeason2025
Okay, so #SpookySeason2025 has turned into an Elm St marathon. Will get New Nightmare done tomorrow, and maybe Freddy vs Jason (if there's time) and the reboot (if I can bring myself to)
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Okay, so #SpookySeason2025 has turned into an Elm St marathon. Will get New Nightmare done tomorrow, and maybe Freddy vs Jason (if there's time) and the reboot (if I can bring myself to)
And now, back to the impromptu Fred-a-thon. #SpookySeason2025
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
And now, back to the impromptu Fred-a-thon. #SpookySeason2025
Is this the 90s-est movie that ever 90s-ed? It's definitely in the conversation #SpookySeason2025
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Is this the 90s-est movie that ever 90s-ed? It's definitely in the conversation #SpookySeason2025
Another "pretty sure last time was VHS in the 90s" banger for me tonight. #SpookySeason2025
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Another "pretty sure last time was VHS in the 90s" banger for me tonight. #SpookySeason2025
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
Shamelessly nicking Ewa's sentiment: posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x
Shamelessly nicking Ewa's sentiment: posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
Shamelessly nicking Ewa's sentiment: posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x
Shamelessly nicking Ewa's sentiment: posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x
Fuck it, double Freddy it is! #SpookySeason2025
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Fuck it, double Freddy it is! #SpookySeason2025
HOW DID I FORGET LAURENCE FISHBURNE WAS IN THIS ONE i mean the last time I saw this was probably on VHS in the 90s BUT STILL HE'S MORPHEUS HOW THE F #SpookySeason2025
October 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
HOW DID I FORGET LAURENCE FISHBURNE WAS IN THIS ONE i mean the last time I saw this was probably on VHS in the 90s BUT STILL HE'S MORPHEUS HOW THE F #SpookySeason2025
There will come a day when you're not forced to put one of these clarifications under a post...
October 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
There will come a day when you're not forced to put one of these clarifications under a post...
Very excited for this one! Only ever seen the 00s remake before. #SpookySeason2025
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Very excited for this one! Only ever seen the 00s remake before. #SpookySeason2025
Really enjoyed the first one, this one's ok so far but not quite measuring up. Always delighted to see Jenna Ortega in Spooky Stuff though! #SpookySeason2025
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Really enjoyed the first one, this one's ok so far but not quite measuring up. Always delighted to see Jenna Ortega in Spooky Stuff though! #SpookySeason2025
Okay, enough new stuff. Throwback time. #SpookySeason2025
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Okay, enough new stuff. Throwback time. #SpookySeason2025
Oh, this is just... this is not very good so far. #SpookySeason2025
October 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Oh, this is just... this is not very good so far. #SpookySeason2025
Been looking forward to this one! #SpookySeason2025
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Been looking forward to this one! #SpookySeason2025
People (including me!) chat shit about George Clooney's Batman, but fair play: he's the only live-action one since Adam West that I could see this interaction happening with
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
People (including me!) chat shit about George Clooney's Batman, but fair play: he's the only live-action one since Adam West that I could see this interaction happening with
Next up for #SpookySeason2025. Am catching up on a lot I couldn't make it to the cinema for early in the year.
October 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Next up for #SpookySeason2025. Am catching up on a lot I couldn't make it to the cinema for early in the year.
Giving this one a blast for #SpookySeason2025 today, heard only good things!
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Giving this one a blast for #SpookySeason2025 today, heard only good things!