He’s not so bad if you buy the 2x buster power upgrade for Bass/Forte

He’s rougher with Rock though

And Sonic Team was like “and what if they were exes”

Tacit admission that even they didn’t know how the hell to make this look decent

Or maybe it was just that since Broly would’ve been a concurrent production alongside Super, Blue evolved might not have even existed before everything was boarded and written for the final movie

I mean that one did kinda end up happening later

But not before this garbage. What an ugly son of a bitch. Did he ever even use this after the ToP in like the manga or anything?

I also remember the equally insane theory that Hit didn’t get knocked out, it was one of Hit’s brothers

HE’S GONNA REVEAL HIMSELF AT ANY MOMENT HE’S GONNA WIN THE TOURNAMENT OF POWER

This train of thought led me to remembering El Hermano

Oh my god I forgot she just fuckin vaporizes them

You just know this guy went on a yarn for like 20 minutes straight and then he capped it off with this. I’d punch him too

Piglet’s joy at placing spike strips at the intersection of Main and Market was stymied when he remembered the existence of basic traffic signs

I like the one where Darkwing goes to hell (no the other one) and his eternal torture is being stuck watching TV with Herb Muddlefoot

Or at least, for every “oh god we killed all those people” there’s gotta be a “schlubby loser uses Megatron’s gun mode to become a big time gangster”

The theory I’ve seen is that Megatron somehow removed Silverbolt’s wolf half and somehow used it to create Noble, which would also explain why Silverbolt’s just a bird now

How he would’ve done this is unclear and of course there’s no real evidence of him doing it in the show beyond this speculation

Well if we’re going with the whole comic-cartoon blurred-continuity that the Beast era runs with, then this might just be taking from the comic where Unicron was destroyed entirely.

Either that or it’s so far into the future that it doesn’t matter anymore, take your pick

And if the Oracle meant it figuratively… well I don’t really think there was anything in BW that taught the Maximals to like, preserve nature

What I don’t understand is the whole “ah we were brought to Earth to bring the organic back to Cybertron” even though the only things they gained from Earth were more metallic beast modes and Cybertron was already presumably filled with guys with beast modes

It won’t last