Ms Spike 🐡
@spikette.bsky.social
She/her. British, European 🇪🇺. Incredibly dull person being dull on the internet. I can't see DMs so don't bother.
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Turn the world upside down, tank global markets, piss off our allies only to learn that you had the deal all along based on a 75 year old treaty that one of your predecessors had the foresight to negotiate. #artofthedeal
January 21, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Turn the world upside down, tank global markets, piss off our allies only to learn that you had the deal all along based on a 75 year old treaty that one of your predecessors had the foresight to negotiate. #artofthedeal
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Imagine being a world leader trying to figure out best to protect your country from this raving nut job…
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Imagine being a world leader trying to figure out best to protect your country from this raving nut job…
It's been hit and miss round my way since before Christmas. One package was inexplicably stuck at a depot 400 miles away for 3 days. 🤷
January 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
It's been hit and miss round my way since before Christmas. One package was inexplicably stuck at a depot 400 miles away for 3 days. 🤷
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This isn’t about being “well” or not.
It’s about power being exercised without seriousness — and the consequences that follow.
It’s about power being exercised without seriousness — and the consequences that follow.
January 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
This isn’t about being “well” or not.
It’s about power being exercised without seriousness — and the consequences that follow.
It’s about power being exercised without seriousness — and the consequences that follow.
This is glorious.
"He was also awarded [...] the fanciful rank of 'Able seacat' after disposing of a particularly vicious rat known as "Mao Tse-tung". Thousands of letters were written to him, so many that one Lt. Stewart Hett was appointed "cat officer" to deal with Simon's post."
"He was also awarded [...] the fanciful rank of 'Able seacat' after disposing of a particularly vicious rat known as "Mao Tse-tung". Thousands of letters were written to him, so many that one Lt. Stewart Hett was appointed "cat officer" to deal with Simon's post."
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
This is glorious.
"He was also awarded [...] the fanciful rank of 'Able seacat' after disposing of a particularly vicious rat known as "Mao Tse-tung". Thousands of letters were written to him, so many that one Lt. Stewart Hett was appointed "cat officer" to deal with Simon's post."
"He was also awarded [...] the fanciful rank of 'Able seacat' after disposing of a particularly vicious rat known as "Mao Tse-tung". Thousands of letters were written to him, so many that one Lt. Stewart Hett was appointed "cat officer" to deal with Simon's post."
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We can't wait to act until he sends in the paratroopers to take the airports in Greenland. He has made threats against our allies. It doesn't matter if he intends to carry them out or not... no one knows what he intends. HE doesn't know how far he will go. This requires preemptive action.
January 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
We can't wait to act until he sends in the paratroopers to take the airports in Greenland. He has made threats against our allies. It doesn't matter if he intends to carry them out or not... no one knows what he intends. HE doesn't know how far he will go. This requires preemptive action.
I join you in solidarity. Hope you are staying safe over there.
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January 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I join you in solidarity. Hope you are staying safe over there.
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don’t want to do anything? just melt into a puddle of goo and let the new Google Goo Assistant take care of your gelatinous nothing of an existence
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
don’t want to do anything? just melt into a puddle of goo and let the new Google Goo Assistant take care of your gelatinous nothing of an existence
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I rifle through the dumpster and find a discarded Oscar statuette and now I'm 1946 best actress Olivia de Havilland.
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I rifle through the dumpster and find a discarded Oscar statuette and now I'm 1946 best actress Olivia de Havilland.
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Fun fact: Joseph Goebbels, the nazi propagandist, was also illegitimately handed the Nobel prize in litterature by Knut Hamsun who was awarded it in 1920
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Fun fact: Joseph Goebbels, the nazi propagandist, was also illegitimately handed the Nobel prize in litterature by Knut Hamsun who was awarded it in 1920
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He's basically Father Jack Hackett now ... "Award! Award! Photo!"
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 AM
He's basically Father Jack Hackett now ... "Award! Award! Photo!"
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So, that is a lie. Both the Danish foreign minister and the foreign minister for Greenland clearly said that the acquisition of Greenland is not on the table as a part of the discussions.
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
So, that is a lie. Both the Danish foreign minister and the foreign minister for Greenland clearly said that the acquisition of Greenland is not on the table as a part of the discussions.
Molly's explanation is very clear and helpful. Unfortunately the article seems to have caused a lot of damage already because people can't read past the headline. 🤦
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Molly's explanation is very clear and helpful. Unfortunately the article seems to have caused a lot of damage already because people can't read past the headline. 🤦
Happy New Year Mikey mate! Hope it's off to a good start. Cheers! 🥂
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January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Happy New Year Mikey mate! Hope it's off to a good start. Cheers! 🥂
Happy New Year Birds! 🥂🥂
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Happy New Year Birds! 🥂🥂
Chomp! Merry New Year Benny! 💚💛
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Chomp! Merry New Year Benny! 💚💛
Aha! You are in the know! 😉 Uvavu! 😂
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December 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Aha! You are in the know! 😉 Uvavu! 😂
