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Ms Spike ☔
@spikette.bsky.social
She/her. British. Incredibly dull person being dull on the internet. Somewhat troubled but holding it together with 80s nostalgia and silliness.
🎉 Wishing you all a
🎆Happy New Year!🎆

(In true Hootenanny* style I have done it way ahead of the actual time whilst wandering around in a big circle and exchanging banter with a seemingly ever-present and increasingly grizzled Vic Reeves)

*if you don't know, be thankful
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hang in there. We are officially in...
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Ha ha xenophobia is fun and totally ok now, apparently.
December 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr No Worries
Make a Bond movie casual.
Chickenfinger
Make a Bond movie casual.

Live and let dine
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Stress cleaning is my new method for dealing with anxiety.

Reader, my flat is spotless. 😭😬
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
CHRISTMAS CRUMBLE... I mean COLUMBO! 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I've heard you can get genuine artisanal, hand-redacted Epstein files over on Etsy.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"The black hole is, well, black - and is very difficult to detect when it is moving through empty space."

... so how're you s'posed to see 'em?
- Holly, Chief Scientist.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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We've re released the Rob Reiner RHLSTP in tribute to this great man. Worth a listen if you missed it first time shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Retro RHLSTP 127 - Rob Reiner | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
Magic Bullet
shows.acast.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas
November 29, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Columbo's little-known side hustle as a privet investigator... #illgetmycoat
December 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Hey, y'all, I hate to burst your bubbles, but that "hooded crow snowboarding with green plate" video is generative AI

Here's the _REAL_ video of a snowboarding crow from 13+ years ago the fake is stealing from

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUBM...
Crow playing with snow (snowboarding crow)
YouTube video by H.Oytun Başeğmez
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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This is parody. Or trolling. Or everything’s horrible. Or all those.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Weird hands molesting a giant meatball. This monstrosity looks like it was designed by AI, which seems quite fitting really.
This is like something one of the Nazis would pick to be the Holy Grail in Last Crusade
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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These 4 bits of dialogue, one comic monologue, one serious monologue, and two back and forths, all on the same subject - mortality - immaculate writing
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Been busy with Unpleasant Things That Need to be Done by Certain Deadlines™ but now I'm back and so out of the news/ongoing horror loop that it's quite relaxing in a way.
a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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how to stop being angry all the time
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Good evening
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Nothing says "not gay" like posting pictures of you with your much younger wife who married you for money, picking fights with your (now ex) white girl bestie, and canceling your day so you can crash out to the phantom soundtrack before dramatically flying off to your gold-encrusted florida estate.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
FOXY FALK! 🚨
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Megan Aldrich, 33, was shocked to discover that, despite a long history of debunked headlines, Snopes-worthy urban legends and baseless moral panics, confirmation bias is still alive and well in people who really should know better.
Autistic woman just assumed everyone was consuming media critically
An autistic woman has made the foolish and illogical assumption that other people consume media critically instead of taking everything at face value, it has been claimed. Megan Aldrich, 33, was…
thedailytism.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM