Lex Astoria
@spineofasnake.bsky.social
Artist, queer, emo // https://ko-fi.com/spineofasnake/shop // attackedastoria.redbubble.com
400 cookies of 6 different types, marzipan, toffee, 2 types of fudge...
Merry Christmas, im gonna die now
Merry Christmas, im gonna die now
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
400 cookies of 6 different types, marzipan, toffee, 2 types of fudge...
Merry Christmas, im gonna die now
Merry Christmas, im gonna die now
made some marzipan fruitssss
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
made some marzipan fruitssss
The problem with making marzipan for Christmas is that I simply want to eat all the marzipan myself...
December 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The problem with making marzipan for Christmas is that I simply want to eat all the marzipan myself...
watched maritime disaster documentaries for 8 hours straight tonight
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
watched maritime disaster documentaries for 8 hours straight tonight
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Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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Christmas baking has destroyed my will to live
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Christmas baking has destroyed my will to live
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One of the wildest parts of the Luigi story is that he didn’t actually do it lol
We’ve been saying that since day one
We’ve been saying that since day one
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
One of the wildest parts of the Luigi story is that he didn’t actually do it lol
We’ve been saying that since day one
We’ve been saying that since day one
didn't realize how stressed I was until I just hysterically crashed out over what should've been a minor inconvenience
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
didn't realize how stressed I was until I just hysterically crashed out over what should've been a minor inconvenience
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I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
as sad as i am about missing the TWY tour, I gotta admit im hella stoked about seeing TAI instead
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
as sad as i am about missing the TWY tour, I gotta admit im hella stoked about seeing TAI instead
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
tried to draw and ended up screaming and throwing my sketchbook across the room because I've apparently lost the ability to create completely
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
tried to draw and ended up screaming and throwing my sketchbook across the room because I've apparently lost the ability to create completely
fucking hate being both an adult and a woman bc I have to deal with homeowner shit and service men thinking they can just talk to me like I'm an idiot when I ask a question about services IM PAYING FOR
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
fucking hate being both an adult and a woman bc I have to deal with homeowner shit and service men thinking they can just talk to me like I'm an idiot when I ask a question about services IM PAYING FOR
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
Its honestly impressive how often i forget to buy 1 single ingredient i need for baking
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Its honestly impressive how often i forget to buy 1 single ingredient i need for baking
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
so is every other word in the files gonna be redacted or what
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
so is every other word in the files gonna be redacted or what
We're no saviors...
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We're no saviors...
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
well I totally fucked up the bg on my frankenstein piece so this is all you get
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
well I totally fucked up the bg on my frankenstein piece so this is all you get
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Enough is enough. Contact your Democratic senators TODAY and tell them to call for Senator Schumer to step aside as Minority Leader. We desperately need new leadership in the Democratic Party.
CALL NOW: Tell Your Democratic Senator It's Time for Chuck Schumer to Step Aside
indivisible.org
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Enough is enough. Contact your Democratic senators TODAY and tell them to call for Senator Schumer to step aside as Minority Leader. We desperately need new leadership in the Democratic Party.
Can't wait to lose my health insurance and be unable to afford my 600$ meds
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Can't wait to lose my health insurance and be unable to afford my 600$ meds
man frankenstein was fucking good even with the Netflix shackles attached to it
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
man frankenstein was fucking good even with the Netflix shackles attached to it