best i can do is technocratic billionaires

every site needs a version of somethingawful's "we can just ban you" policy to use against bad actors who make a game of ruining the site while making sure to always stay 1% shy of violating the rules as-written

Mike johnson is going to have the best time trying to explain government to these guys. Fun.

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