This thing. It’s called a fidget controller I think. A couple inches long and the back has a spinning wheel and a toggle switch

I use Cync GE smart bulbs. They’re RGB so you can set them to pretty much any color you want. Downside is they’re ugly, but with a lampshade they’re good

Sunshine

when an Ahab line would sound just as natural coming from The Dude

Both, of course, being subsidiaries of the Sheinhardt Wig Company

I kid but playing Moon in The Real Inspector Hound was a joy and obviously Rosencrantz & Guildenstern was life-changing for me as a 16 year old