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april showers bring may flowers, but you should probably shower in other months too even without the promise of a reward
I don’t HAVE autism. I HAVE a knife, and I am running right at you. Also I’m autistic but that is not relevant to you right now
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I don’t HAVE autism. I HAVE a knife, and I am running right at you. Also I’m autistic but that is not relevant to you right now
One of my cats is a tiny cougar and the other is a bag of loose dough
January 6, 2026 at 5:49 AM
One of my cats is a tiny cougar and the other is a bag of loose dough
I didn't steal that switch 2, I captured it. It's okay because I accused it of selling drugs first
January 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I didn't steal that switch 2, I captured it. It's okay because I accused it of selling drugs first
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Hell yeah put this on a bumper sticker
delineate chaos bewitched
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hell yeah put this on a bumper sticker
RIP to jeffrey holland, the winner of Man I Mentioned the Most Times In Therapy award
December 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
RIP to jeffrey holland, the winner of Man I Mentioned the Most Times In Therapy award
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
sick and tired of people saying “us” when they mean the United States government. I didn’t do any of this shit, the only thing I ever voted for that happened was legal weed
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
sick and tired of people saying “us” when they mean the United States government. I didn’t do any of this shit, the only thing I ever voted for that happened was legal weed
as if the fraction run on batman were not already very much my shit, they have now brought ANARKY back. my sweet boy Anarky.
December 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
as if the fraction run on batman were not already very much my shit, they have now brought ANARKY back. my sweet boy Anarky.
no you stayed up until unconscionable hours trying to carve a little totem of willem dafoe's head, that was you you did that
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
no you stayed up until unconscionable hours trying to carve a little totem of willem dafoe's head, that was you you did that
look what Santa left under the tree! It’s the loss of skills important to my sense of self worth!
This winter’s traditional debilitating autistic burnout has officially begun! How do you and your family celebrate?
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
look what Santa left under the tree! It’s the loss of skills important to my sense of self worth!
current batman doesn't quite say acab but he's come a long way and I'm proud of him
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
current batman doesn't quite say acab but he's come a long way and I'm proud of him
best buy up all the blu-rays now
BREAKING: Paramount Skydance has launched a hostile bid to buy Warner Bros. Discovery.
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
best buy up all the blu-rays now
with all love to mark mckinney, he is the zeppo of the kids in the hall
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
with all love to mark mckinney, he is the zeppo of the kids in the hall
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in the end, the future of cinema is Hundreds of Beavers
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in the end, the future of cinema is Hundreds of Beavers
This winter’s traditional debilitating autistic burnout has officially begun! How do you and your family celebrate?
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This winter’s traditional debilitating autistic burnout has officially begun! How do you and your family celebrate?
honestly if you're saying "in this essay I will" in your essay, you're a weak writer and I don't respect you. do better
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
honestly if you're saying "in this essay I will" in your essay, you're a weak writer and I don't respect you. do better
A really brilliant writer and also he ghostwrote revenge of the sith so whoops nobody’s perfect
R.I.P. Tom Stoppard, playwright most famous for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
Born Tomas Straussler in Czechoslovakia he fled his home during the Nazi occupation and found refuge in Britain at the age of eight. He later discovered all four of his grandparents had died in the Holocaust.
Born Tomas Straussler in Czechoslovakia he fled his home during the Nazi occupation and found refuge in Britain at the age of eight. He later discovered all four of his grandparents had died in the Holocaust.
Sir Tom Stoppard, playwright famed for his wit and depth, dies at 88
Winning an Oscar for the screenplay for Shakespeare In Love, he captivated the hearts of audiences for more than six decades.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A really brilliant writer and also he ghostwrote revenge of the sith so whoops nobody’s perfect
watching Eternal Sunshine and having serious "I'm in this picture and I don't like it" moments like every ten minutes
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
watching Eternal Sunshine and having serious "I'm in this picture and I don't like it" moments like every ten minutes
Puppetry… the occupation of a man with a guilty conscience
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Puppetry… the occupation of a man with a guilty conscience
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my most compelling reason for why ai shouldn't be used in animation i that i want to see freaky shit made by the whackiest perverts imaginable
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my most compelling reason for why ai shouldn't be used in animation i that i want to see freaky shit made by the whackiest perverts imaginable
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YOU USE UP ALL THE GLUE… ON PURPOSE
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
YOU USE UP ALL THE GLUE… ON PURPOSE