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april showers bring may flowers, but you should probably shower in other months too even without the promise of a reward
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Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
Love Casablanca but Ingrid Bergman looks like when Dave Foley plays a woman and I can’t stop giggling about it
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Love Casablanca but Ingrid Bergman looks like when Dave Foley plays a woman and I can’t stop giggling about it
He said the line
from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
He said the line
herm*one gr*nger is not autism coded, she's insufferable coded. she somehow manages to be her terrible author's oc in her own work. people think any smart character must be autistic but hey give neurotypicals some credit-- they can be brainy assholes too!
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
herm*one gr*nger is not autism coded, she's insufferable coded. she somehow manages to be her terrible author's oc in her own work. people think any smart character must be autistic but hey give neurotypicals some credit-- they can be brainy assholes too!
I'd like to propose to my peers that we be sexy in our thirties. let's not let 20-something kids dominate the space of being main characters.
January 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I'd like to propose to my peers that we be sexy in our thirties. let's not let 20-something kids dominate the space of being main characters.
a great surprise as I've been getting back into comics is that the gross over-sexualized, attempted realism except for the body proportions, shadows and crosshatching everywhere, jim lee style has gone away. there's a lot of webcomic and cartoon influence, which rules
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
a great surprise as I've been getting back into comics is that the gross over-sexualized, attempted realism except for the body proportions, shadows and crosshatching everywhere, jim lee style has gone away. there's a lot of webcomic and cartoon influence, which rules
I just bought another weighted blanket, bringing my total blanket weight to 55 pounds. can't wait to crush my ribcage in the name of coziness and security. I started this when I thought I wasn't autistic btw, thought this was totally normal
January 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I just bought another weighted blanket, bringing my total blanket weight to 55 pounds. can't wait to crush my ribcage in the name of coziness and security. I started this when I thought I wasn't autistic btw, thought this was totally normal
All emo sounds the same and yes I will listen to it for hours even though I can only name two songs
God help me I’m becoming one of those “mcr isn’t emo” guys
January 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
All emo sounds the same and yes I will listen to it for hours even though I can only name two songs
It recently occurred to me that Pete Buttigieg Is seemingly patterning his life after that episode of Community where the dean makes himself the token gay on the school board
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It recently occurred to me that Pete Buttigieg Is seemingly patterning his life after that episode of Community where the dean makes himself the token gay on the school board
God help me I’m becoming one of those “mcr isn’t emo” guys
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
God help me I’m becoming one of those “mcr isn’t emo” guys
I don’t HAVE autism. I HAVE a knife, and I am running right at you. Also I’m autistic but that is not relevant to you right now
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I don’t HAVE autism. I HAVE a knife, and I am running right at you. Also I’m autistic but that is not relevant to you right now
One of my cats is a tiny cougar and the other is a bag of loose dough
January 6, 2026 at 5:49 AM
One of my cats is a tiny cougar and the other is a bag of loose dough
I didn't steal that switch 2, I captured it. It's okay because I accused it of selling drugs first
January 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I didn't steal that switch 2, I captured it. It's okay because I accused it of selling drugs first
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Hell yeah put this on a bumper sticker
delineate chaos bewitched
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hell yeah put this on a bumper sticker
RIP to jeffrey holland, the winner of Man I Mentioned the Most Times In Therapy award
December 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
RIP to jeffrey holland, the winner of Man I Mentioned the Most Times In Therapy award
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
sick and tired of people saying “us” when they mean the United States government. I didn’t do any of this shit, the only thing I ever voted for that happened was legal weed
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
sick and tired of people saying “us” when they mean the United States government. I didn’t do any of this shit, the only thing I ever voted for that happened was legal weed
as if the fraction run on batman were not already very much my shit, they have now brought ANARKY back. my sweet boy Anarky.
December 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
as if the fraction run on batman were not already very much my shit, they have now brought ANARKY back. my sweet boy Anarky.
no you stayed up until unconscionable hours trying to carve a little totem of willem dafoe's head, that was you you did that
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
no you stayed up until unconscionable hours trying to carve a little totem of willem dafoe's head, that was you you did that
look what Santa left under the tree! It’s the loss of skills important to my sense of self worth!
This winter’s traditional debilitating autistic burnout has officially begun! How do you and your family celebrate?
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
look what Santa left under the tree! It’s the loss of skills important to my sense of self worth!
current batman doesn't quite say acab but he's come a long way and I'm proud of him
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
current batman doesn't quite say acab but he's come a long way and I'm proud of him
best buy up all the blu-rays now
BREAKING: Paramount Skydance has launched a hostile bid to buy Warner Bros. Discovery.
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
best buy up all the blu-rays now