I know that being hydrated is supposedly important in this heat but constantly pissing is really inconvenient
June 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I know that being hydrated is supposedly important in this heat but constantly pissing is really inconvenient
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Image of library book display labeled:
“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”
Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World
~TAiLS of a Bookworm
“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”
Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World
~TAiLS of a Bookworm
May 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Image of library book display labeled:
“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”
Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World
~TAiLS of a Bookworm
“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”
Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World
~TAiLS of a Bookworm
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knives out for Julius, y'all 🔪
March 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
knives out for Julius, y'all 🔪
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Happy International Women’s Day 😌
March 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Happy International Women’s Day 😌
Man, tiger bread with butter is so great. I wonder why I don't get it every week instead of my normal bread. I'll just have some more toast as a snack and-
The loaf is gone. It is Wednesday
The loaf is gone. It is Wednesday
February 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Man, tiger bread with butter is so great. I wonder why I don't get it every week instead of my normal bread. I'll just have some more toast as a snack and-
The loaf is gone. It is Wednesday
The loaf is gone. It is Wednesday
The only thing actually stopping me from sending myself a large millies cookie for valentines day is... myself?
February 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The only thing actually stopping me from sending myself a large millies cookie for valentines day is... myself?
I don't ask for much in this life, but a white furby that would enable me to make my most unhinged craft project would be nice.
January 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I don't ask for much in this life, but a white furby that would enable me to make my most unhinged craft project would be nice.
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Breaking news: Keir Starmer has beaten up Elon Musk in a Tesco car park. A crowd waved England flags and cheered as Starmer mercilessly twatted two shades of shit out of that thick, lying, ketamine addled racist.
Fact checkers who claim this didn’t happen are just “politically biased”.
Fact checkers who claim this didn’t happen are just “politically biased”.
January 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Breaking news: Keir Starmer has beaten up Elon Musk in a Tesco car park. A crowd waved England flags and cheered as Starmer mercilessly twatted two shades of shit out of that thick, lying, ketamine addled racist.
Fact checkers who claim this didn’t happen are just “politically biased”.
Fact checkers who claim this didn’t happen are just “politically biased”.
nah because it really fucks me off when you go from speaking to someone every day to nothing without a word. I don't expect a lifetime of commitment but c'mon man.
January 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
nah because it really fucks me off when you go from speaking to someone every day to nothing without a word. I don't expect a lifetime of commitment but c'mon man.
New year, new me. Except I'm going to be worse.
December 31, 2024 at 10:59 PM
New year, new me. Except I'm going to be worse.
If your online dating profile isn’t getting much traffic you can always put that you don’t date short guys. Guarantees you at least 20 responses from butthurt dwarves telling you that good things come in small packages.
December 30, 2024 at 5:59 PM
If your online dating profile isn’t getting much traffic you can always put that you don’t date short guys. Guarantees you at least 20 responses from butthurt dwarves telling you that good things come in small packages.
Is this new aggressive bout of unwellness the end for me, or is it just my period?
December 21, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Is this new aggressive bout of unwellness the end for me, or is it just my period?
I don't want a partner. I want someone to tell me I'm pretty and touch my butt once a day. That is all.
December 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I don't want a partner. I want someone to tell me I'm pretty and touch my butt once a day. That is all.
Am I dying or is this my period?
December 16, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Am I dying or is this my period?
Why am I covered in glitter? I ask myself, as if a full decorated Christmas tree didn't fall on me yesterday.
December 16, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Why am I covered in glitter? I ask myself, as if a full decorated Christmas tree didn't fall on me yesterday.
I wish to not. Thank you
December 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I wish to not. Thank you
The horrors persist and so do I.
December 9, 2024 at 12:01 PM
The horrors persist and so do I.
Stop what you're doing and look at this picture of my cat.
December 8, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Stop what you're doing and look at this picture of my cat.
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Pisces: Next year will bring you good health and prosperity. However, your neighbor will decide to learn to play the bagpipes.
December 1, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Pisces: Next year will bring you good health and prosperity. However, your neighbor will decide to learn to play the bagpipes.
I may not have the spoons or the ability. But I do have the ✨audacity✨
December 7, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I may not have the spoons or the ability. But I do have the ✨audacity✨