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Blocking anyone who is mildly sus immediately and without particular emotional engagement is obviously the best way to go but once in a while it would be nice to have a block option that ALSO produces an animation of the profile being flushed down a toilet or maybe the text melting gruesomely away

People: What productivity software do you use?

Me:

My son is about a year into his Geometry Dash addiciton and what I have learned from it is that Geometry Dash people are INSANE.

love it when doctor who episodes start off with everybody dying because i know they’re just gonna tweak out for half an hour and then save them nonchalantly and i eat it up every time

no im not trying to seduce you i just need to watch your mouth so i can visually hear you better because people don’t have subtitles

okay the jigs up who the fuck cursed me

I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff

What do you mean I’m “out of wet food” what if I just eat a bunch of dry food really fast and throw it up in the floor huh what then

my ears are ringing again

I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?

my coworker just offered to buy me lunch and then REMEMBERED my order from last time. chat is this love?

the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

Clearest image ever taken of Heart Nebula, located 7500 light years away from us

good lord i feel like a senile man in an old folks home.

goodmorning chat what is this app and how do i use it