HomeoftheGoodBurger🏳️⚧️
@spookycooper.bsky.social
She/they • 30 • meant to be bedridden, guzzling snake oil while reading fantasy novels as my sisters complain about me not being married yet
Pinned
Love thyself or suffer empty orgasms
New pope's definitely a switch
May 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
New pope's definitely a switch
It's been years since I watched the show, but I think about Tony Soprano and those ducks almost every day
May 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It's been years since I watched the show, but I think about Tony Soprano and those ducks almost every day
Yes. I'm working on communicating with the squirrels. Slowly learning their visibly unique characteristics so I can name them. There is one that I can tell apart from the others. I think they're the youngest, and I call them Frankie
May 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yes. I'm working on communicating with the squirrels. Slowly learning their visibly unique characteristics so I can name them. There is one that I can tell apart from the others. I think they're the youngest, and I call them Frankie
Those squirrels gather by my unit's windows. My neighbors do not have this issue. All day they chatter, fuck, and plot on my window sills. When I stick my head out the window, I am always surrounded. I need to put in my AC in a few days, and I find myself needing to be very strategic when doing this
May 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Those squirrels gather by my unit's windows. My neighbors do not have this issue. All day they chatter, fuck, and plot on my window sills. When I stick my head out the window, I am always surrounded. I need to put in my AC in a few days, and I find myself needing to be very strategic when doing this
I'm in a territory war with approximately 9 squirrels right now. It's likely their community has been in these trees for years, and for that, I feel guilty.
May 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm in a territory war with approximately 9 squirrels right now. It's likely their community has been in these trees for years, and for that, I feel guilty.
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imagine getting crucified by bottoms
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
imagine getting crucified by bottoms
Jane Austen would've vaped and sported colored hair, nose piercings, and loosely identify herself as queer if she were born 30 years ago.
May 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Jane Austen would've vaped and sported colored hair, nose piercings, and loosely identify herself as queer if she were born 30 years ago.
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But I blocked you with all my heart
May 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
But I blocked you with all my heart
Life is one big rehearsal
May 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Life is one big rehearsal
The universe gave us one Nathan Fielder because a second would cause everything to implode
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The universe gave us one Nathan Fielder because a second would cause everything to implode
I don't care who you are. I still want to sleep in my bed, alone, and wake up in my bed, alone :P
April 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I don't care who you are. I still want to sleep in my bed, alone, and wake up in my bed, alone :P
First lightning strike I've seen this year :)
Instantly reminded of that girl who got struck while chilling in bed.
I, too, am chilling in bed.
Instantly reminded of that girl who got struck while chilling in bed.
I, too, am chilling in bed.
April 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
First lightning strike I've seen this year :)
Instantly reminded of that girl who got struck while chilling in bed.
I, too, am chilling in bed.
Instantly reminded of that girl who got struck while chilling in bed.
I, too, am chilling in bed.
Storm day storm day! Time to get stoned and stay inside, eat snacks, and play video games! Storm day!
April 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Storm day storm day! Time to get stoned and stay inside, eat snacks, and play video games! Storm day!
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Fuck it, Im tired and stepping away.
Please be kinder to trans women and be kinder to each other for fucks sake.
We're all fucking scared as shit. We should be allowed to express it. Stop telling trans women how to do it or telling them not to.
Please be kinder to trans women and be kinder to each other for fucks sake.
We're all fucking scared as shit. We should be allowed to express it. Stop telling trans women how to do it or telling them not to.
April 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Fuck it, Im tired and stepping away.
Please be kinder to trans women and be kinder to each other for fucks sake.
We're all fucking scared as shit. We should be allowed to express it. Stop telling trans women how to do it or telling them not to.
Please be kinder to trans women and be kinder to each other for fucks sake.
We're all fucking scared as shit. We should be allowed to express it. Stop telling trans women how to do it or telling them not to.
If I had to choose a song to die to, I think I would go with White Lotus' second season theme.
April 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If I had to choose a song to die to, I think I would go with White Lotus' second season theme.
Spit into my mouth, you coward!
April 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Spit into my mouth, you coward!
Modern day philosophers don't twirl their fingers in their beards, but in other people's bushes
March 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Modern day philosophers don't twirl their fingers in their beards, but in other people's bushes
Clicker training was not on my 2025 bingo card
March 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Clicker training was not on my 2025 bingo card
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Spotted on my way to the laser clinic
March 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Spotted on my way to the laser clinic
Good morris
March 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Good morris
Really missing David Lynch right now, and nothing can help this. Might go lick a socket to catch a glimpse of what he used to see.
March 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Really missing David Lynch right now, and nothing can help this. Might go lick a socket to catch a glimpse of what he used to see.
Pez flavored estradiol
March 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Pez flavored estradiol
No tuck 2025
March 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
No tuck 2025
2 bathbombs at the same time kinda afternoon
March 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
2 bathbombs at the same time kinda afternoon