rhay🍉
@spookyrhay.bsky.social
all that anxiety…and for what?
streamer. audhd. writer. loose canon.
she/her
streamer. audhd. writer. loose canon.
she/her
Why can’t Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?
they’re both cauldron.
they’re both cauldron.
December 17, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Why can’t Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?
they’re both cauldron.
they’re both cauldron.
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Congratulations everyone willing to sacrifice American excellence, pride and freedom (just to start) for better egg prices that you were never going to get in the first place.
I’ll remember your ignorance and apathy with every family ripped apart.
I’ll remember your ignorance and apathy with every family ripped apart.
December 12, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Congratulations everyone willing to sacrifice American excellence, pride and freedom (just to start) for better egg prices that you were never going to get in the first place.
I’ll remember your ignorance and apathy with every family ripped apart.
I’ll remember your ignorance and apathy with every family ripped apart.
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For the next four years…
December 13, 2024 at 12:02 AM
For the next four years…
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Happy Birthday to the supremely kind
and extremely talented Mastermind Taylor Swift
🫶🏾
and extremely talented Mastermind Taylor Swift
🫶🏾
December 13, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Happy Birthday to the supremely kind
and extremely talented Mastermind Taylor Swift
🫶🏾
and extremely talented Mastermind Taylor Swift
🫶🏾
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
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the older I get the more I realize that some of the lyrics of these classic Christmas songs are struggling for their lives
December 11, 2024 at 3:02 PM
the older I get the more I realize that some of the lyrics of these classic Christmas songs are struggling for their lives
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[dmv]
ME: I’d like to change the name on my drivers license
CLERK: ok to what?
ME: Anita Newbut
CLERK: and can I ask why?
ME: because mine’s got a crack in it
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 AM
[dmv]
ME: I’d like to change the name on my drivers license
CLERK: ok to what?
ME: Anita Newbut
CLERK: and can I ask why?
ME: because mine’s got a crack in it
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Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity
December 10, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity
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giving Luigi’s manifesto 4/5 stars on goodreads
December 10, 2024 at 9:52 PM
giving Luigi’s manifesto 4/5 stars on goodreads
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🇺🇸🍔🦅
shooting a CEO of a health insurance agency then taking your homemade gun to mcdonalds and getting arrested while eating a burger has got to be the most american series of events that has ever happened
December 10, 2024 at 2:42 AM
🇺🇸🍔🦅
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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Hold on, I see it now.
December 10, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Hold on, I see it now.
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if abortion is baby murder then cumming after masturbating is baby genocide
December 10, 2024 at 4:57 PM
if abortion is baby murder then cumming after masturbating is baby genocide
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"Video games cause violence"
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
December 10, 2024 at 2:40 PM
"Video games cause violence"
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
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It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”
December 9, 2024 at 1:05 AM
It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”
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My friend who’s watching Syrian news channels as this heated up tonight said countless journalists were coming on air and reintroducing themselves like “I’m known by X, but my real name is Y” because they had to use pseudonyms to protect their families.
Really astonishing stuff.
Really astonishing stuff.
Syria opposition forces have declared that the 24-year rule of President Bashar al-Assad has come to an end hours after fighters entered the capital, Damascus, following a lightning advance across the country ⤵️
Opposition fighters declare Syria’s Damascus ‘liberated’, al-Assad ousted
Opposition forces declare Syria free of Assad rule as the president reportedly flees the country.
aje.io
December 8, 2024 at 7:46 AM
My friend who’s watching Syrian news channels as this heated up tonight said countless journalists were coming on air and reintroducing themselves like “I’m known by X, but my real name is Y” because they had to use pseudonyms to protect their families.
Really astonishing stuff.
Really astonishing stuff.
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With the TikTok ban moving another step forward I would like to remind everyone that I am on every other app as well:
linktr.ee/pearlmania500
linktr.ee/pearlmania500
December 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM
With the TikTok ban moving another step forward I would like to remind everyone that I am on every other app as well:
linktr.ee/pearlmania500
linktr.ee/pearlmania500
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This burn is epic. 🔥
December 8, 2024 at 1:00 AM
This burn is epic. 🔥
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
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Forever guilty on all counts.
December 5, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Forever guilty on all counts.
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