SporkyPop
@sporkypop.bsky.social
Larper, Tooth-Smith, Polka fan.
In these trying times, There really is only one choice on who should step up to lead the Catholics.
#djprovaiforpope
#djprovaiforpope
April 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
In these trying times, There really is only one choice on who should step up to lead the Catholics.
#djprovaiforpope
#djprovaiforpope
It's just another day in a capitalist dystopia, but I don't even get to have a cybernetic 3rd arm with ball joints coming out of my sternum.
February 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's just another day in a capitalist dystopia, but I don't even get to have a cybernetic 3rd arm with ball joints coming out of my sternum.
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DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
February 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
Getting a vasectomy tomorrow, here are the list of jokes I've considered for the urologist.
"Just a little off the top please"
"So how long do I have to wear the giant cone for?"
"Make sure to throw a wife stitch in there so im nice and tight for her"
"Just a little off the top please"
"So how long do I have to wear the giant cone for?"
"Make sure to throw a wife stitch in there so im nice and tight for her"
February 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Getting a vasectomy tomorrow, here are the list of jokes I've considered for the urologist.
"Just a little off the top please"
"So how long do I have to wear the giant cone for?"
"Make sure to throw a wife stitch in there so im nice and tight for her"
"Just a little off the top please"
"So how long do I have to wear the giant cone for?"
"Make sure to throw a wife stitch in there so im nice and tight for her"
I feel like math rock is just Extreme Jam Banding. It's noodling at its peak.
And I love it.
And I love it.
February 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I feel like math rock is just Extreme Jam Banding. It's noodling at its peak.
And I love it.
And I love it.
So after a bit of a kerfuffle in management last week, my Office Manager asked me if I'd be comfortable giving her a list of qualities I value in a Leader. She's getting a 1000 word essay on Leadership.
#thingsbelegarthpreparedmefor #belegarth
#knightshit
#thingsbelegarthpreparedmefor #belegarth
#knightshit
January 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So after a bit of a kerfuffle in management last week, my Office Manager asked me if I'd be comfortable giving her a list of qualities I value in a Leader. She's getting a 1000 word essay on Leadership.
#thingsbelegarthpreparedmefor #belegarth
#knightshit
#thingsbelegarthpreparedmefor #belegarth
#knightshit
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Dutch Babies were having a moment before I deleted ttiktok. Decided to try my hand at it.
January 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Dutch Babies were having a moment before I deleted ttiktok. Decided to try my hand at it.
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Neoliberalism is designed so that individuals become so atomised that the only question in response to rising fascism is "what can I do?" & the subsequent answer is "nothing". But the moment you reach out to an org asking & answering "what can *we* do?" the impossibility of action is proven false.
January 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Neoliberalism is designed so that individuals become so atomised that the only question in response to rising fascism is "what can I do?" & the subsequent answer is "nothing". But the moment you reach out to an org asking & answering "what can *we* do?" the impossibility of action is proven false.
Me and the other Leftist at work when management decides to be unreasonable and talk down to the other employees who don't know thier workers rights.
January 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Me and the other Leftist at work when management decides to be unreasonable and talk down to the other employees who don't know thier workers rights.
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
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From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.
January 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.
*opens bluesky*
OHHSHIT Stargate is trending?!?!?!
*checks feed*
WRONG STARGATE
OHHSHIT Stargate is trending?!?!?!
*checks feed*
WRONG STARGATE
January 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
*opens bluesky*
OHHSHIT Stargate is trending?!?!?!
*checks feed*
WRONG STARGATE
OHHSHIT Stargate is trending?!?!?!
*checks feed*
WRONG STARGATE
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No words.
Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
Each defendant assaulted him.
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No words.
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BBC not buying the gaslighting
January 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
BBC not buying the gaslighting
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Guys, we've seen it. Please stop sharing and memeifying Elon Musk's Nazi salute. You don't make something like that normalized for likes and engagement...
January 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Guys, we've seen it. Please stop sharing and memeifying Elon Musk's Nazi salute. You don't make something like that normalized for likes and engagement...
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I love this so much!
At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions.
This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.
At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions.
This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.
January 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Motherfucker damn near clicked his heels.
Trump's right hand man (literally) just casually giving the Nazi salute... twice.
January 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Motherfucker damn near clicked his heels.
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From monumental legislative successes to steady leadership amid our nation’s greatest challenges, Joe Biden gave us 4 years of reunification, recovery, and revitalization. Trump will try to steal the credit, but it was Biden who delivered it for us. Thank you, President Biden.
January 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
From monumental legislative successes to steady leadership amid our nation’s greatest challenges, Joe Biden gave us 4 years of reunification, recovery, and revitalization. Trump will try to steal the credit, but it was Biden who delivered it for us. Thank you, President Biden.
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Watching the fringe online left rally with Trump around the TikTok thing is a reminder that they both the fringe online left and MAGA are basically movements built around the idea that going viral makes something true
January 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Watching the fringe online left rally with Trump around the TikTok thing is a reminder that they both the fringe online left and MAGA are basically movements built around the idea that going viral makes something true
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Trump's TikTok scam and grift revealed. It is a corporate takeover using government resources.
January 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Trump's TikTok scam and grift revealed. It is a corporate takeover using government resources.
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