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Ted Newman
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A dude with no plan.
I know what all those words mean, just not in that order
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump officially broke the Democrat Party today. Buckle up
The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)

They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.

The Senate Democrats!
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Nancy Pelosi, a California Democratic representative and the first woman to serve as speaker, announced she will retire from Congress, two years after stepping down from House leadership.
Nancy Pelosi, a force on Capitol Hill for decades, to retire from Congress
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I would’ve told anyone in earshot to take Ga Tech and whatever points tonight. This is part of why I do not gamble
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
So a proxy war with Russia in South America AND a holy war in Africa? 2026 gonna hurt
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Cristobal shitting the bed in November? Pikachu shocked face
November 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Another proxy war with Russia on deck
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
pocket billiards
Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
September 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Claw Dawgs sounds like a group of dudes in their 30s who spend Saturdays in a garage pounding White Claws and watching the sportsball while hiding from their families
September 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Same with Daily Tar Heel alums
It's sad that the culture of SNL sucks in even the talented people that worked there and they come out the other side just wanting to talk about SNL with their SNL friends, maybe the least interesting subject I can imaging
September 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
July 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Man, remember when Julio had a monster set at the HR derby a couple years ago? Then his production dropped off sharply in the second half because it turned out he sprained his wrist in said derby? Surely that won’t happen again to the Mariners
July 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
THEY PROVIDE THE SERVICE WE PAY FOR THE ONUS ON THEM TO PROVIDE ENOUGH
June 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Same could be said for Greatest American Hero
I never watched "Perfect Strangers" but from what little I've seen of it I feel like the theme song oversells how inspirational is
June 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hear me out: JJJ would look perfect in purple & gold, running the pick and roll with Luka
The Grizzlies could look to increase their cap space to around $13 million.

That would increase Jaren Jackson Jr.’s $23.4 million salary to $36.45 million.

That increased by 140% gets him to his $51 million maximum salary for 2026-27.

Grizzlies current cap space: $4.5 million.
The renegotiation and extension possibility for Jaren Jackson Jr. is impacted by this trade.

It decreased the Grizzlies cap space from $6.9 million to $4.5 million, lowering the overall value of a renegotiation.

They could create more through trades, but certainly a situation worth monitoring.
June 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Did NOT need End of the Road playing in the grocery store this morning. Ugly crying in produce
May 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
like everyone else, just waiting for Don to overplay his hand again
Trump says US will set terms if China does not do a trade deal reut.rs/4jpbjOR
April 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
fuck
April 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Progressives get angry when businesses do this after minimum wage goes up, let’s see who is agitated this time
April 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is why I don’t think Seattle will get an expansion team. Silver wants to put two teams in Europe — I am thinking Paris and Berlin. If they wash out those franchises will be moved in the EU at least once before being offered to a Seattle group
Adam Silver doesn't just want to tap into the European market for simply commercial reasons.

Silver wants direct contact with the NBA’s European pipeline — its academies.

http://dlvr.it/TK03bf
April 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
jfc -- my worst case "they are trying to crater the economy to make bitcoin the international reserve currency" was actually right? holy shit
At his rally in Wisconsin, South African billionaire Elon Musk says he will put an end to the Federal Reserve Bank and the US Dollar so that he, Peter Thiel and David Sacks (the South African broligarchs) can introduce a new cryptocurrency based financial system.
March 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
sounds like everyone had a good time, at least
i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh
March 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Duke laying bare the fraud of the SEC. Shocker, the league is top heavy — which masks the mediocrity of the middle class
March 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Making America great by moving goalposts and reneging on deals
The Trump administration has proposed a new, more expansive minerals deal with Ukraine, according to three people familiar with the ongoing negotiations and a summary of a draft proposal obtained by Reuters reut.rs/4hNCXn7
US is pushing more expansive minerals deal with Ukraine, sources say
The Trump administration has proposed a new, more expansive minerals deal with Ukraine, according to three people familiar with the ongoing negotiations and a summary of a draft proposal obtained by Reuters.
reut.rs
March 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’ve got the vapors
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
March 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM