SpyofGeneralTso
@spyofgeneraltso.bsky.social
I do not like mushrooms.
Let’s see what watching the 1st John Wick movie while high feels loke
August 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Let’s see what watching the 1st John Wick movie while high feels loke
Infinitely stressed.
July 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Infinitely stressed.
This is the strangest timeline.
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is the strangest timeline.
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Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.
July 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.
Super stressed today. Angry, but somehow I have to keep going.
July 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Super stressed today. Angry, but somehow I have to keep going.
Overheard at the beach: “Is your Barbie hungry? Oh, your Barbie is dead.”
June 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Overheard at the beach: “Is your Barbie hungry? Oh, your Barbie is dead.”
There is a certain type of excitement one gets when they discover an entire bag of Doritos in their desk drawer from the previous work day.
June 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There is a certain type of excitement one gets when they discover an entire bag of Doritos in their desk drawer from the previous work day.
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Why can’t people just stay within their side of the road, and the yellow lines in the center of the road? Why does it feel like this problem has been growing over time?
June 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Why can’t people just stay within their side of the road, and the yellow lines in the center of the road? Why does it feel like this problem has been growing over time?
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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
May 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
I’m anxious as fuck & cannot sit still. Not sure what the fuck is going on.
The hypersensitivity has gone, but the irritability and unable to focus is still prevalent.
The hypersensitivity has gone, but the irritability and unable to focus is still prevalent.
April 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m anxious as fuck & cannot sit still. Not sure what the fuck is going on.
The hypersensitivity has gone, but the irritability and unable to focus is still prevalent.
The hypersensitivity has gone, but the irritability and unable to focus is still prevalent.
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your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really
April 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really
I caught an error by the NYS DTF (Department of Taxation & Finance).
a man with his arms outstretched wearing a shirt that says best in the world
Alt: a man with his arms outstretched wearing a shirt that says best in the world
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I caught an error by the NYS DTF (Department of Taxation & Finance).
Y’all talking about Batman & Top Gun when you should be talking about this absolute UNIT of a Crime movie.
(It’s Heat, with Al Pacino.)
(It’s Heat, with Al Pacino.)
a close up of a man wearing sunglasses and a suit and tie
ALT: a close up of a man wearing sunglasses and a suit and tie
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Y’all talking about Batman & Top Gun when you should be talking about this absolute UNIT of a Crime movie.
(It’s Heat, with Al Pacino.)
(It’s Heat, with Al Pacino.)
Whoever invented or figured out that hard pretzels could be stuffed with less hard things (peanut butter, cheese) is a genius. We will never get that level of brilliance again
April 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Whoever invented or figured out that hard pretzels could be stuffed with less hard things (peanut butter, cheese) is a genius. We will never get that level of brilliance again
NHL 22 deleted one of my saves. I lost 8 games, and gotta play them all over again. What a bummer.
March 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
NHL 22 deleted one of my saves. I lost 8 games, and gotta play them all over again. What a bummer.
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Fox News is on at the diner. The past 45 minutes have just been talking about Liberals having a problem with the Cheeto-In-Chief and his Nazi galpal. Good to know they (still) have nothing of value to add.
March 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fox News is on at the diner. The past 45 minutes have just been talking about Liberals having a problem with the Cheeto-In-Chief and his Nazi galpal. Good to know they (still) have nothing of value to add.
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i still can't believe the john cena heel turn finally happened.
i used to pray for times like this 😭
i used to pray for times like this 😭
March 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i still can't believe the john cena heel turn finally happened.
i used to pray for times like this 😭
i used to pray for times like this 😭
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Some of you never sat through an insanely long Metal Gear Solid cutscene and it shows.
January 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Some of you never sat through an insanely long Metal Gear Solid cutscene and it shows.
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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These DOS games are turning 30 years old this year:
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Full Throttle
Hexen
Abuse
Worms
Terminal Velocity
Dark Forces
Command & Conquer
BioForge
Need for Speed
Hi-Octane
Destruction Derby
Witchaven
Descent
Stonekeep
Crusader
Heroes of Might & Magic
Warcraft 2
Phantasmagoria
Discworld
MechWarrior 2
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Full Throttle
Hexen
Abuse
Worms
Terminal Velocity
Dark Forces
Command & Conquer
BioForge
Need for Speed
Hi-Octane
Destruction Derby
Witchaven
Descent
Stonekeep
Crusader
Heroes of Might & Magic
Warcraft 2
Phantasmagoria
Discworld
MechWarrior 2
January 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
These DOS games are turning 30 years old this year:
----
Full Throttle
Hexen
Abuse
Worms
Terminal Velocity
Dark Forces
Command & Conquer
BioForge
Need for Speed
Hi-Octane
Destruction Derby
Witchaven
Descent
Stonekeep
Crusader
Heroes of Might & Magic
Warcraft 2
Phantasmagoria
Discworld
MechWarrior 2
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Full Throttle
Hexen
Abuse
Worms
Terminal Velocity
Dark Forces
Command & Conquer
BioForge
Need for Speed
Hi-Octane
Destruction Derby
Witchaven
Descent
Stonekeep
Crusader
Heroes of Might & Magic
Warcraft 2
Phantasmagoria
Discworld
MechWarrior 2
They actually made Black Ops Zombies mode not terrible now. Super hyped for that.
November 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
They actually made Black Ops Zombies mode not terrible now. Super hyped for that.