Simon Burley 🔜 FURNACE
@squadronuk.bsky.social
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Created/co-wrote Golden Heroes (it’s in Wikipedia). Write/publishes various other TTRPGs on an iPAD in his bedroom. Easing back into my gaming & TTRPG con addiction ATM. My games: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/721/Simon-Burley-Productions
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I was joking.

I’ll bring my own -sanitised - dice. I’m even going to be mocking up a Daggerheart set. (Not buying offical.)

Seriously - don’t want to patronise - I got some plastic sleeves that have been working for me at cons for pregen sheets. Got loads of spares if you want me to bring some.
squadronuk.bsky.social
It’s me and most of the people I know.
spezbaby.bsky.social
Hey @thebitterguy.bsky.social

Dis you?
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squadronuk.bsky.social
Aaww!

Now I’ve got to bring a BAG!

I was thinking, what with playing all weekend for once, I could get away with just stuffing a change of pants and socks in my pocket instead of all the usual gaming paraphernalia I have to bring as a Referee.
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FOUR pages!

(I may have to bring a highlighter pen*).

* Unless All Rolled Up are there and stock them.
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ilananight.bsky.social
TTRPGs for Trans Rights has raised over $1mil for trans charities across the United States.
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
squadronuk.bsky.social
I don’t disagree.

(Are you talking about me? Or about yourself? Or - as so often - in recognition of a fellow soul?)
squadronuk.bsky.social
You don’t stop playing because you get old.

You get old because you stop playing.
cmac3500.bsky.social
I grew up playing "make believe" with my friends. Someone, somewhere said adults should grow out of that. I think they're wrong. Adult life is filled with enough "reality" that playing "make believe" again is very refreshing.
squadronuk.bsky.social
That’s the one! THE funniest example of roleplaying:

I paraphrase.

The characters bump into some Elves in the wood.

PCs: Hello, what are you all doing here?
Elves: We’re looking for our missing prince.
PCs: (Hiding severed head behind their backs) Nope. We haven’t seen him.
squadronuk.bsky.social
TABLETOP RolePlaying games, not LARPs.

I’m not a complete imbecile.
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squadronuk.bsky.social
Why not? There’s a lot of public chess in parks in the world according to US et al films. Why not public TTRPGs?
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….offer to run them - or similar - at FLGS if it’ll get me out of the house and maybe help them shift stock? Or would I be a fraud?

10/fin
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B) as noted above the games I’d demo aren’t ones the shop has on sale.

Solution: offer to run games they DO sell. I’ve played both Dragonbane and Daggerheart at cons - deliberately - and downloaded their starter sets. That and disk world.

None of them “call” to me. But could I/should I…

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Of stores that kindly took my cards and contacted them afterwards to thank them and offer to come in to their stores to demo games but I didn’t.

Now I’m retired I’d live to travel across the country demoing TTRPGs. Two things stop me.

A) I’m worried about my public persona. I’m not charming.

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…FLGS across the UK for FreeRPDday. But the cards with QR code I sent them linked to a free product on Drivethru not anything on sale in their shops. this doesn’t help them. FreeRPGday giveaways should be things like expansions for games FLGS sell. Right?

I could/should have created a list

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….games they’re familiar with. Otherwise I have to offer a scenario that’s interesting eg my recent Alien: Earth one or rely on return customers who know me.

B) Demonstrations: I really should show new players games they’re likely to encounter or buy. I recently made contact with DOZENS of

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But for my comfort I tend to offer systems I’ve written or are easy for me. The Code of the Spacelanes or The Black Hack rather than Mothership or modern D&D.

But this is a problem in two ways:

A) at cons people they may not attract players . People want the big games, the new games or…

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So one off game with relative strangers suits me. I can think of two situations where these occur. Conventions or demonstration games.

I also prefer Refereeing to playing. My wife theorises its a control things. I maintain it’s about being able to see and enjoy all the moving parts.

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I am old enough now to know what I want from life. I can’t handle long term or deep emotional relationships. TTRPGs give me the feeling of friendship in short manageable doses. Faux friendships.

But a king running group at home or in a club is no longer for me.

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…will be written slowly on my phone as I travel or sit in a waiting room. So it may take some time to finish off.

Expect long pauses.

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#TTRPGTHOUGHTS

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Should I offer to Referee TTRPGs that I haven’t written, don’t regularly play and am not an expert in in public spaces?

Note - that double “in” is grammatically correct IMHO.

I’m about to go out (more dental work -stay off the biscuits, kids!) so this thread…

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squadronuk.bsky.social
Sorry for not being explicit with my irony. Maybe I should have used some of those new-fangled emoji thingies?

The idea of you sitting at the top of the Garrison stairs, the line trails down & outside, taking wads of notes from all the Furnace attendees & guarding the cash-box all weekend. 🤣
squadronuk.bsky.social
And bags.

He also does bags.

(You COULD also have a locked cash box on the door & take money from people like they did a Concrete Cow last weekend. Does anybody want a return to that? [They did also have a PayPal option at the door.])

(Thanks again to you & all con organisers, for what you do.)
firstage.bsky.social
It's interesting having to swim against the PayPal-Thiel tide. There is a reason that service is popular and, apparently, ubiquitous. Having historically offered a PayPal route (for convention payments), it is very hard to disengage. Direct bank transfers are too dfficult for many or unwelcome.