Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth
@squeakysneaks.bsky.social
Defender of the universe. Part-time tyrant with all the takes. Broncos Lakers Dodgers. Forever Fella & NAFO fo life. Musics movies comics super Hella nerd. Catsassin foster failure. Give me all the animals.
Definitely a piecemeal venture over the years. The shams i think i got from Steinmart like 20 years ago. The throw pillow is Homegoods clearance excellence from their Nordic/Euro stuff last year. Navigating the house & demons, I'm way late decorating & it's a challenge.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Definitely a piecemeal venture over the years. The shams i think i got from Steinmart like 20 years ago. The throw pillow is Homegoods clearance excellence from their Nordic/Euro stuff last year. Navigating the house & demons, I'm way late decorating & it's a challenge.
Recharging for her bullshet
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Recharging for her bullshet
Every decision of everything in this house begins lives ends & then thrice additional reconsiderations because Kershaw. I've been trying to decorate since after Halloween.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every decision of everything in this house begins lives ends & then thrice additional reconsiderations because Kershaw. I've been trying to decorate since after Halloween.
Maybe it's the execution? Nail art version of the IG chef react vids where Karen's daughter Harllay-Ahnnah with the trad-influencer kitchen who's married to Bryson that played football at Baylor makes crimes against humanity "casserole" in an aluminum baking dish.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Maybe it's the execution? Nail art version of the IG chef react vids where Karen's daughter Harllay-Ahnnah with the trad-influencer kitchen who's married to Bryson that played football at Baylor makes crimes against humanity "casserole" in an aluminum baking dish.
Satan tryna break back into the Hell
October 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Satan tryna break back into the Hell
Still pleased with herself. There's a lot of spiders tho- i don't need her dumb ass getting bit stung in her dorbs nosey face. There's 500 spider free boxes she could be hopping into ffs
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Still pleased with herself. There's a lot of spiders tho- i don't need her dumb ass getting bit stung in her dorbs nosey face. There's 500 spider free boxes she could be hopping into ffs
Demons have been absolute troopers after a very hectic & long day getting up here to start. I don't have an expectation for them to be resilient just a hope they can continue to tolerate the changes as they come & there's still plenty coming in the days weeks months ahead. Love you guys xoxo
October 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Demons have been absolute troopers after a very hectic & long day getting up here to start. I don't have an expectation for them to be resilient just a hope they can continue to tolerate the changes as they come & there's still plenty coming in the days weeks months ahead. Love you guys xoxo
hai from castle grayskull. we are here. heimdall(the auto) arrived a couple days after I did & I've never been so glad to have too many pillows & blankets cuz movers won't deliver stuff til wednesday.
everybody good? how's democracy holding up?
everybody good? how's democracy holding up?
September 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
hai from castle grayskull. we are here. heimdall(the auto) arrived a couple days after I did & I've never been so glad to have too many pillows & blankets cuz movers won't deliver stuff til wednesday.
everybody good? how's democracy holding up?
everybody good? how's democracy holding up?
Povvo squatter in my own home the next two nights. Sleeping on an exercise mat is another case for why all flooring should be wrestling mats.
September 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Povvo squatter in my own home the next two nights. Sleeping on an exercise mat is another case for why all flooring should be wrestling mats.
Partial tour of the emptiness with demon assists
September 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Partial tour of the emptiness with demon assists
Ass is accurate
September 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ass is accurate
Kershaw jumping onto boxes blindly has not gone well for either of us & she juss keeps gambling lives 🤨
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Kershaw jumping onto boxes blindly has not gone well for either of us & she juss keeps gambling lives 🤨
The absolute unending litany of traumas visited upon the devil duo yesterday & my having to Sonic back into packing so I could only drive by scritches & kisses left them spent & on their charge pads.
til 6am. They let me sleep in. And back on their bs.
til 6am. They let me sleep in. And back on their bs.
September 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The absolute unending litany of traumas visited upon the devil duo yesterday & my having to Sonic back into packing so I could only drive by scritches & kisses left them spent & on their charge pads.
til 6am. They let me sleep in. And back on their bs.
til 6am. They let me sleep in. And back on their bs.
It is ok to lololololz at your furry demon's trauma, right?
September 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It is ok to lololololz at your furry demon's trauma, right?
She burrow
September 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
She burrow
RTJ loves the pineapple haus on the pet bed combo so & now foundation layer of vibration platform.
September 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
RTJ loves the pineapple haus on the pet bed combo so & now foundation layer of vibration platform.
The only buggins in my life & she's clearly too ginormous to be a parasite...
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The only buggins in my life & she's clearly too ginormous to be a parasite...
I'm juss gonna leave this right here in the pile of meaningless receipts for Thursday Vet day & Tuesday travels...
September 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm juss gonna leave this right here in the pile of meaningless receipts for Thursday Vet day & Tuesday travels...
It is because I clearly am capable of making my own problems that I do not appreciate when others contribute problematics. Like, ma'ams & bros. Looket this choice right here of mine. I did this amid a myriad of my own stupid. Now leave your fuckery in the nowhere near me. 0 occupancy available.
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It is because I clearly am capable of making my own problems that I do not appreciate when others contribute problematics. Like, ma'ams & bros. Looket this choice right here of mine. I did this amid a myriad of my own stupid. Now leave your fuckery in the nowhere near me. 0 occupancy available.
Is Walmart unique in its brazen trifecta of scorn toward employee, customer & experience? The villainy really is embedded cuz we know it's Walmart but it's easier to be rude to the customer or the employee because of the experience.
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Is Walmart unique in its brazen trifecta of scorn toward employee, customer & experience? The villainy really is embedded cuz we know it's Walmart but it's easier to be rude to the customer or the employee because of the experience.
I'm juss tryna stay connected to someone who knows how to load a dishwasher & whatever that makes me, it makes me.
September 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm juss tryna stay connected to someone who knows how to load a dishwasher & whatever that makes me, it makes me.
Happy birthday life changes this week. Please have this. It will be helpful to you going forward & including beyond it's official numerical accuracy, even more so when people feel the need to point out the inaccuracy. 🎉🎉🎉
September 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Happy birthday life changes this week. Please have this. It will be helpful to you going forward & including beyond it's official numerical accuracy, even more so when people feel the need to point out the inaccuracy. 🎉🎉🎉
I'm not sure how spooning in darkness works for this but
September 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm not sure how spooning in darkness works for this but
Boy. That's not...ok. long as your comfortable whatevs.
September 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Boy. That's not...ok. long as your comfortable whatevs.