Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth
@squeakysneaks.bsky.social
Defender of the universe. Part-time tyrant with all the takes. Broncos Lakers Dodgers. Forever Fella & NAFO fo life. Musics movies comics super Hella nerd. Catsassin foster failure. Give me all the animals.
None. But then also snicksnacks.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
None. But then also snicksnacks.
(Don't judge me is the insinuation that I am the raccoon in the video...)
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
(Don't judge me is the insinuation that I am the raccoon in the video...)
Don't judge me
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December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Don't judge me
Yes & yes.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yes & yes.
We must tap into this somehow
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
We must tap into this somehow
If worse comes to worse & she pushes over the brink, I'll cannonball into the deepend of this whole podcast broadcast whole life trauma & publish book called "After All I've Done For You!" And find out if these podcasters really do wear Quince clothes. Thanks, Nana!
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December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If worse comes to worse & she pushes over the brink, I'll cannonball into the deepend of this whole podcast broadcast whole life trauma & publish book called "After All I've Done For You!" And find out if these podcasters really do wear Quince clothes. Thanks, Nana!
Oops hit wrong button. Meant to ask how you & the family & raptors are & this...
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December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oops hit wrong button. Meant to ask how you & the family & raptors are & this...
I'm good. Condo sold, house is bought & juss waiting for the parental unit to communicate plans for her move next month. I'm having flashbacks to lockdowns some days lol
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm good. Condo sold, house is bought & juss waiting for the parental unit to communicate plans for her move next month. I'm having flashbacks to lockdowns some days lol
These are the facks
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
These are the facks
Definitely a piecemeal venture over the years. The shams i think i got from Steinmart like 20 years ago. The throw pillow is Homegoods clearance excellence from their Nordic/Euro stuff last year. Navigating the house & demons, I'm way late decorating & it's a challenge.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Definitely a piecemeal venture over the years. The shams i think i got from Steinmart like 20 years ago. The throw pillow is Homegoods clearance excellence from their Nordic/Euro stuff last year. Navigating the house & demons, I'm way late decorating & it's a challenge.
Ma'am first of all more to the point & important you first. Second af
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November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ma'am first of all more to the point & important you first. Second af
Recharging for her bullshet
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Recharging for her bullshet
It's the beat of the noises of the items she knocks over with intent.
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November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's the beat of the noises of the items she knocks over with intent.
If only. Kershaw is her ahole mode. Generally her daily government family name is Mookie. And Mookieno. And MookieJamesgoddammit. the ungovernable menace demon that she is, takes over- Kershaw.
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If only. Kershaw is her ahole mode. Generally her daily government family name is Mookie. And Mookieno. And MookieJamesgoddammit. the ungovernable menace demon that she is, takes over- Kershaw.
I've noticed since the move that I get even more frequent rando runny noses. excess cases of Kleenex with Lotion has become the accidental bonus.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I've noticed since the move that I get even more frequent rando runny noses. excess cases of Kleenex with Lotion has become the accidental bonus.
I paint the pictures
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I paint the pictures
The key lime pie is mid viral infection that has taken hold of chest & sinuses so bad that the snot is a continuous web of dayglow green.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The key lime pie is mid viral infection that has taken hold of chest & sinuses so bad that the snot is a continuous web of dayglow green.
Maybe it's the execution? Nail art version of the IG chef react vids where Karen's daughter Harllay-Ahnnah with the trad-influencer kitchen who's married to Bryson that played football at Baylor makes crimes against humanity "casserole" in an aluminum baking dish.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Maybe it's the execution? Nail art version of the IG chef react vids where Karen's daughter Harllay-Ahnnah with the trad-influencer kitchen who's married to Bryson that played football at Baylor makes crimes against humanity "casserole" in an aluminum baking dish.
Oyster dressing is the shizz. I'll take two servings & helpings to go k thx
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November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oyster dressing is the shizz. I'll take two servings & helpings to go k thx
