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squidbeaks.bsky.social
The Beak of a Squid
@squidbeaks.bsky.social
150 followers 510 following 120 posts
Normal guy (he/him)
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squidbeaks.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
Derpy looking bird with a big derpy face. Impossible to tell whether baffled or furious. Possibly both.
May 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
COMPUTER: ENHANCE
My cat sat on her haunches, facing right, lit by a lamp out of shot to her right. Behind her is a long dark green curtain. A crop of the previous pic of my cat that shows she has her tongue stuck out A crop of the previous pic of my cat. It's mostly just her silly tongue.
February 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Headline: 'Anti-sex' beds have arrived at Paris Olympics - after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition. There is a pic of a miserable unsexy bed. Pic of bed with Mark Fisher "Capitalist Realism" duvet cover
May 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Been out in the garden disturbing the cat. She's furious
Outside pic. My head is in the bottom left in my shades and tache, in front of my shed. My cat peers at me from the roof, top right. Plastikman plays in the background but only you know this.
May 11, 2024 at 4:48 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Look at her
My cat's head sticking out from under a tartan blanket. She's sleepy and cute as shit. Amon Düül II are playing in the background but only you know this.
April 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Choose your fighter
A very grainy pic of my very fluffy cat sat on a fence at night, eyes glowing from the flash (cute)
March 31, 2024 at 2:13 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Destroyed by lasers
A mostly black cat with a white throat, lying upside down on a carpet. Fluffy beast, whiskers for days.
March 31, 2024 at 1:51 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Plans have been had
Message that says "let's get twatted and watch wangy fillums"
March 28, 2024 at 8:24 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
If you see this, post a bridge. Yes this counts
March 21, 2024 at 10:15 AM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Drop a photo of you that could be an album cover
March 16, 2024 at 10:02 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Also, if you take the word 'me' to mean the band Starship, they had 6 members at best. Fucking ridiculous
March 15, 2024 at 8:36 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Mares!
March 15, 2024 at 7:57 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Not enough cat pics on this app. Sort it.
My beautiful fluffy cat being all sleepy and that. Sampha is playing in the background but only you know that.
March 7, 2024 at 11:39 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
My pal is doing weird market research surveys online and they just asked her how she feels about double decker bus afternoon tea Pomeranian petting events
February 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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February 11, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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Here is a lovely picture of my cat
December 30, 2023 at 11:20 PM
squidbeaks.bsky.social
Post 3 Can albums and then carry on with your life or whatever idc
December 21, 2023 at 8:44 PM
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Post a 5* album and then nominate 6 others to do the same

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Album cover of Charles Mingus ridiculously good album, Ah Um
December 21, 2023 at 8:33 PM
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Oh yeah? Well take a look at this sleepy cool gal
Fluffy and cool cat head shot with closed eyes
December 14, 2023 at 5:29 PM